"it's the premium deal babe." "this all started because you're too immature to babysit your baby brother idiot."

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[r.h. × female oc] ❝i really like you, i really wanna be your best friend. be my rebel girl...❞ she's the queen of the neighbourhood ready to rock the drummer boy's world... lowercase intended. (timeline set in rodrick rules/dog days) rankings (05/18/21) : #1 in playlist #8 in rock #14 in punk #1 in devonbostick #2 in rodrickheffley #1 in riotgrrrl ✦1-800-CAVETOWN , © 2020

"even if my heart stops beating you're the only thing I need with me" Mature: language, drinking, sex *story doesn't follow the timeliness from the books/movies. So there will be some modern day things (but I WANT to try to keep it as 2011 as possible) STARTED: 1/2/2022 COMETED: T/B/D

𝘪 𝘴𝘦𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘳𝘶𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘺𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘢𝘴 𝘪 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘷𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘦. 1. 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘮, 2. 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘮, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 3. 𝘶𝘩 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘳𝘶𝘭𝘦𝘴 1 𝘢𝘯𝘥 2. "you made rules?" "yeah, some rodrick rules." pfft- rules couldn't keep her away from him. {lowercase intended} {slowburn} {enemies to lovers} note; swearing and sexual content (all characters involved are 18+ in this universe)

"𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐥𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥" a rodrick heffley fanfiction the couple faces issues of unrequited love which results in the disease of hanahaki. [𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴] [complete ✔︎] lowercase intended luciddols© 2020

Most people in Plainview yearn for a more exciting life. Miles Macey longs for a normal one. But when his first glimpse into the ordinary high school experience is through the window of an ice cream parlor, then there were bound to be some issues along the way. ========== "Day after day, I get angry and I will say, That the day is in my sight, When I'll take a bow and say goodnight!" ========== Sappy personal self indulgence. Enjoy :) ========== Published: December 27, 2022 Finished: February 6, 2023 ========== TRIGGER WARNINGS are in the "Introduction" chapter MATURITY RATING: 14+ TIMELINE: Post Dog Days ========== (transmasc, he/him oc, but bear in mind that this does take place in 2013) 3/2/23: MAJOR PROOFREADING AND REVISIONS ON THE WAY! no plot details will be changed but some paragraphs and weird portions definitely will