So maybe Craig wasn't thinking when he said he could get anyone he wanted. That doesn't mean he's not going to follow through though. His mission is simple, get Tweek Tweak the loser spaz with ADHD to fall for him in a month. Which is hard enough on it's own, but even harder when you account for his family life, his friends' drama, and some sort of secret that everyone refuses to tell him. Swearing and non-graphic sex.

It could be worse. It could be better. In the end, it matters who wakes up in his bed.

Kenny is a dominant person when it comes to sex. He sleeps with whoever he wants when he wants too, but recently he's been not getting the gratification he wants from it. He thinks it's him but as he continues to question it he realizes that it's just who he's with. He finally figures it out: He's in love with someone. And of all people, it's Butters Stotch, a soft and kind boy who has just been outed by Cartman for being gay.

Rush Hour. That's all I had to say as customer after customer was served. I had barely made my way back to register when I felt a tingle in my arm. I grew nervous from realization that I got my tattoo. When you or your soulmate sees you, the first nice thing they say/think appears on your wrist. I couldn't look at it now though, I have work to do... I got home and layed in bed tired of today's job. I took a deep breathe as I looked at my left wrist "Soothing like the Stars" I laughed quietly to myself, if anyone in South Park knew me- I was no where near soothing. -------------------------------------------------- This is the soulmate tattoo au, you get a tattoo from your soulmates first thoughts on you, but I wanted to make a twist and make them the first nice thing said. So yeah... This is Creek (Craig x Tweek) Other pairings *Bunny *Style *Wendy x Bebe *I can't help but some how shit Clyde and Kevin Stoley. Someone tell me why I ship Clyde and Kevin pls this just happened one day XD

Craig is the owner of the South Park Mansion of Freaks and Monsters. He is fair and takes care of all of his monsters, but he definitely has a favorite.... (rating mature just to be safe, may add smut later)

The marriage of Kenny McCormick and Butters Scotch is on the way. This is the day that Butters been waiting for. Nothing can possibly ruin it...right? ⚠️WARNINGS⚠️ •Possible bad grammar •Late on updates •BOY X BOY •Lots of sex and possibly violence Basically if you're a grammar naxi, DON'T READ! If you don't like late updates, DON'T READ! If you're homophobic or just don't like BL, DON'T READ!

Craig shows a don't care attitude towards his friends until a new kid walks in to bring out his sensitive side. Tweek X Craig ⚠️WARNINGS⚠️ •Possible bad grammar •Late on updates •BOY X BOY •Lots of sex and possibly violence Basically if you're a grammar naxi, DON'T READ! If you don't like late updates, DON'T READ! If you're homophobic or just don't like BL, DON'T READ!

"No ones wants to date a guy who doesn't have his shit together, a guy who can't take care of himself, a guy who spazzes out over every little thing, a guy who can't handle things. No one wants to date a guy-" "Like me? No one wants to date a guy like me?"

"Why do you seem so familiar?" Probably because I'm kinda, maybe, sort of, stalking you. That might make you recognize me... "I-I don't know..." Creek

{COMPLETED} when tweek lived in south park, he was bullied non stop by craig tucker. finally, the tweak's moved to denver for the family business. but after few years later, tweek moves back to south park and hardly remembers anyone but craig tucker. craig spots tweek to do or say who knows what. what will happen between tweek and craig? will tweek forgive him? or will this feud continue on and on? find out here in my fanfic:) HIGHEST RANKS; creek ; #1 craigtucker ; #1 craigxtweek; #1 stanmarsh; #1