The epitome of apathy, Craig Tucker has never been anything but nonchalant when it comes to his life and other related catastrophes. As long as he's not missing his favourite tv show or being hassled into another one of his classmates' ill-advised schemes, the boy truly doesn't care. Why should he? He's almost halfway through his Junior year at South Park High, which he's already figured out means he's only trapped there for another year and a half. Yet, there's only so far flying under the radar can get you, and unless he can get his grades up before the end of the school year, he won't be graduating with the rest of his class. Luckily, there's a blonde-haired recluse who might be able to help him - in more ways than he'd hoped.

You're a 3 foot puppet living in a wonderful puppet world. What tales will you write? Surely nothing will go wrong! [*Please note that this story is probably far from canon. If you'd like another type of story, please let me know! This is my second (technically first published) ever story on Wattpad, so I don't know what people like yet. ^^] NO. SMUT. (They're puppets!!! 😨) This story was written before we had a lot of details and whatnot. This story contains: -Romance (This is not a primarily romantic story, though. It's not really a char×reader, but idk it just depends on the ending you pick and how you interpret it) -Angst -Horror-ish Elements -Really Awesome Things -DEATH. There is death, so be warned! -Weird things??? Like a flower with eyes? Not sure how to label this. -Kind of fem y/n? I tried to do nb but failed a bit My autocorrect errors just add to the flavor <3. I cry when they're mentioned. Characters and general idea created by PartyCoffin. *This story will be stopped at any point in time if Clown expresses a concern about fanfics. 🫶