Jesus x reader

Jesus Christ Is Important

(Wholesome?) stories of y/n and their bff, jesus most no-no words are censored Including but not limited to: - Jesus paints your nails -Jesus sleepover! - Jesus gets cyberbullied -Jesus says a bad word :o -Jesus goes to the hype house -Jesus self-diagnoses himself with depression -Jesus gets the coronavirus -jesus becomes a minecraft streamer -jesus gets arrested for being too thicc no disrespect to jesus, i love you man

This was written as a complete joke for shits a giggles. I want to deeply apologize to whoever stumbles upon this monstrosity. *Warning: EXTREMELY FUCKED UP*

Welp