My whole family is dead. Why? Because they believed in diversity, open-mindedness. A better... a better life than this. I stare up at the foreboding doors of the elven kingdom, a tall guardian against me. My first opponent. All emotion. All I once was is gone. Gone is Stanley Marshwalker, friend to all, and keeper of the peace. Replaced by the ranger, the warrior, with one mission, and one mission only. To see the Grand Wizard King, Eric Cartman, dead, with his head on a pike.

When Kyle finds himself poor and in debt with a sick mother, he resorts to a job he dreaded of doing; becoming a butler. He's hopeless, with the fear of his mother dying, his brother not fulfilling his dream, and him becoming homeless. It isn't until a careless, successful rich man becomes his master; and it's a face he's dreaded the past 12 years. Extra Information; Everyone is 22, includes alcohol usage and mature themes.

Tweek has had possibly the worst possible life. He has been Raped, Assaulted, Kidnapped, Abused, And has been bullied his entire life. He has been in about 10 foster homes, none of them lasted more than a year. What'll happen when he moves to South Park with a new foster home? (WARNINGS INCLUDE MENTIONS OF RAPE, KIDNAPPING, ABUSE, ETC. ALSO SELF HARM AND BULLYING, AND BOYXBOY! If there is anything I feel like I need to mention before you read this I'll put it in the begging. also, Swear words. ALSO, TAKE NOTE I ADD A LOT OF ORIGINAL THINGS IN THIS, SUCH AS ORIGINAL CHARACTERS AND PLOTS ETC) (finished as of 10-7-18) (33 chapters-1 epilogue-1 about the author) Book 1:4 What's a Happy Ending?

Stan, Kenny, Kyle, and Eric decide to have a sleep over at Stan's house. Eric tells scary stories of a place that houses terrifying monsters to keep the public population safe. The rest of the boys think this claim is bullshit, but Eric insists theres one in the woods surrounding South Park, and so the boys go hunting for it.

The boys start their summer vacation off fine until things happen with Kyle. Will Stan, Kenny, and Cartman be able to manage?