A stupid crackfic I wrote back in October while rewatching Joel's Windows 7 Destruction stream. This is not serious in any way.

A simple trip to a pool results in meeting a certain semi-famous streamer who also happens to be your temporary neighbor. As your unexpected friendship with him gradually blooms, so does something else... something that, in your eyes, will only end in catastrophe and break the two of you apart. (Please note that all events and actions in this story are fictitious and I am in no way attempting to invade Vinny's privacy. I wrote this just for fun, so please restrain from posting hateful comments. Thank you.)