BTS Hindi Jokes

yoongi hates Hoseok hoseok hates yoongi how the hell will they survive in their forced marriage?

ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴ ɪғ ʙᴛs ᴡᴇʀᴇ ɪɴᴅɪᴀɴ!? Nothing, just one shots of seven indian creak heads! who tell their selves 7 NoRmAl boys from India, which they are totally not!! this ff will blow your mind, there will be a lot of Hindi cursing. so.. Innocent people stay away :) this is not a ff, it's an emotion for every Indian BTS Armys... There will be one shots, this is not a story. Enjoy! 💕 #2 In Entertainment

:- namjoon our plan got messed up😰 _________ :- ESI RINGTONE KON LAGATA H BE AAJ MERI ***** PHAD DENI THI TUNE __________ :- let's tease them a little 👽 :- tease~~~~~ :- ghode dimag ke ghode mat doda _________ :- Sala Bhen**** :- Don't you dare to curse bitc...... :- Ya Watch your mouth first :- How does he know she is cursing? ___________ :- sometimes I want to TASTE them ------ :- its just a trailer, whole movie is left darling😏 ------ :- didi inhe to pta hi nahi h ki hum kinnporsch dekhte h🤭 __________ :- Aaja beta tu hara kr dikha mujhe GTA 5 me, if I loss then I will do whatever you want. :- Whatever i want 🌚 :- y-ye kya bo-bol diya mene💀 ___________ :- Can you change her clothes. :- Kyu hyung , kuch kuch hora h kya😏 :- Are apni vanna hai hi itni hot ki mujhe bhi kuch-kuc*PAT SE HEAD SHOT* :- Abe SAALI lesbian hai kya. ____________ IF you want to know ki ye dastan kahan ja kr rukegi to bane rahiye iss new crazy author ke sath.💜

"Bh-bhai! Bh-bhoot!!!" Jignesh screamed "Abe, kahi khud ki shakal to nahi dekhli aine me?" "N-n-nahi...sachi waali bhoot thi....Sanjeev bhaiya jab face pack date hai, usse bhi daraavni dikhti thi vo" "MUMMY BACHAO!!!!!!" #3 in horrorau

❤BTS (Bangtan Boys) As types of people in Indian scenarios❤

ALL MY BTS JOKES FROM MY MESSAGE BOARD ARE TRANSFERRED HERE.

HINDI JOKES // BTS

Namjoon: Roz roz tinde, lauki aur kaddu khake pakk gaya hu main. Kuch aur banana bhi aata hai tumhe? Jin: Jo Paneer Tikka ungliyaan chaat ke khaate ho woh toh tumhari amma banati hai na? 😒 Namjoon: Tumhari itni himaat? Dafa ho jao yaha se 😡 Jin: Jaha meri izzat nahi, waha main nahi reh sakta😔. Main chala apne mayke😤. Namjoon: KYA? ARRE SUNO? SORRRRYYYY. JINNNNN. RUKH JAOOOO Namjoon ko lena padha kathor faisla, kya woh Jin ko waapis ghar laane apne sasural ki chaukhat pe kadam rakh payega?

"Sooraj: *Josh ke sath* Priya! Aditi: Aaj to Bhaiyaa bol hi denge. Akshita: Itni jaldi nahi behn, ye Sooraj bhaiyaa hai. Priya *looking at Sooraj with a ghatiya wala questioning look*: Kya hua? Sooraj: Kya tere toothpaste mein namak hai?" Full on desi, totally crazy. Desi fanfic, idk what it's about lekin yehi to iski speciality hai pagle.