yall ever sucked spaghett off of your italian friend's chode

help me i posted this at 1 am

President Valentine Force Feeds You Honey Buns

You find yourself in a room with a man, a beautiful blonde with a chiseled chest, who has a surprise in store for you. I wrote this because I ate a honey bun and thought "Fuck i want funny valentine from JJBA to force feed me honey buns until I cry" and so i wrote a fanfiction about it

dio farts on you

furry dio farts on you 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 theres more stuff than just dio farting on you #1 in vanilla ice march 20th 2021 i apologize for all those damn announcements -12/22/21

Gyro! stop force feeding me food!!!!

This was meant to be a joke.....but then I got invested in it.......so now idk what this is. it contains force feeding in it......a lot.......its gyro x reader to....im not sure how its gonna end but it wont drop it I promise. This is my first fan fic (?) btw.