You always wanted to play Minecraft with the popular streamers, but what happens when you play hypixle bedwars with THE Technoblade and join his love or host? gay shit, duh. . #8 in sleepyboisinc [nov 24th 2033] #11 in sleepyboisinc [as of November 15th, 2023] #3 in Philzaminecraft [sorry, its not anymore. it was at one point my dumbass just didn't write down the date for it.] #15 in male (4/20/22) i will not rewrite the first chapters, i will not go in and fix spelling [at least, regularly.] and i will not update frequently. please do not harrass me about this, i am dyslexic and very very tired, and younger me was dogshit at writing. apologies. thanks for reading!!

It wasn't every day you crash-landed into a Piglin's house in the middle of the tundra. "Wanna tell me why there's a hole in my roof?" "...Erm...No?" "Really? Because the crooked wing tells me exactly why." "Then why'd you ask jackass?" "Because I figured I'd give you a chance to give me a reason not to kill you where you sit." "Um... Cheese?" "...." "...." "Heh?"