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  • Weirdest Wattpad Comments!
    46 5 4

    I will be gathering the weirdest and funniest wattpad comments I can find and putting them here for everyone to see. 🤑

  • Lord Farquad x y/n
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    Lord farquaad x reader 😫 YOU MIGHT GET TURNED ON!!!!! jack off if you want😫😝

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  • POV: You got sold to the Penguins of Madagascar
    295 8 4

    You're a very chaotic crackhead vsco white girl who got sold to the Penguins Of Madagascar.

  • things to say for your last words when youre on your death bed
    691 23 12

    :)

  • ways to embarrass your child *tips and tricks from the very best *
    239 12 6

    hello these are small notes from me mitsuki to improve your life and worsen someone else's so grab your iced coffee dice in

  • Gay
    864 32 5

    kiri and bakugo deku scared

  • ✨️friends And Fags✨️
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    Balls lol

  • Tampons x Pads SMUT
    188 5 2

    Tampons X Pads. SMUT. Kinky too.

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  • ✨quackity has a thick juicy wet ass✨
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    I'm writing this cause my mental health is not doing great

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  • Quackity x Quackity
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    Read and figure it out. (Also, this is why you should sign out after using my laptop).

  • Kumala and Savesta enemy to lover (Kumala x Savesta Fanfic)
    587 28 25

    it was a normal day until kumalala meet his enemy savesta at the walmart,he will never though that his rival will one day be his secret lover.......

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  • A dish to love { potato knishes x Cooking mama}
    250 13 5

    A tragic luv story set in cooking places

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  • me and my friends gc
    186 13 6

    this is just a gc of what i think would happen if i had a gc my friends were on:) the words might not be accurate for some but meh

  • The sexy btich
    269 7 2

    The bee is hot😫👹🥵👹🤤😏😱😱🤚🧐😃🤚

  • Jack Manifold x Whoppa Chan
    127 12 2

    Whoppa Chan was just having a normal day at school until he saw a bald guy and she immediately fell in love. BTW THIS JUST A JOKE I JUST KEEP THINKING ABOUT FOR A WHILE SO 👹

  • Quackity x Mr Worldwide / Karl
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    Quackity is coerced into a relationship with Mr. Worldwide. But what will Karl say? *this is a joke*

  • The Bad Boy {Satire} Bad boy x y/n
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    This is the love story of y/n and the big bad boy aka Jake 😦😈😎 (time doesn't exist in this story.) Coolest rankings: #1 in fight song (March 6th 2022) #1 in Satire (March 31 2022) #2 in Cliche (May 13 2022) #1 in Cringeworthy (February 9 2023)

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  • Two speed runners (Dronic)(soneam)(sonream)(dream x sonic)
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    ((Uhhhh I completely forgot I was gonna release this Soo here u go. Anyways like I said I'm taking a break so chapter 2 won't come out in awhile. Thanks for listening I've had a fun time)) A love filled story of heartbreak, revenge, and a happy ending. After a fight that eats dream from the inside, he finds out his lo...

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  • A Different Love //Mafia Elmo x reader
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    when you first started dating Elmo you thought he was a sweet, soft, kind guy. But it didn't take long before you found out he was a mafia Mafia boss. how will this mafia stuff affect your life?is Elmo really the right guy for you? will big bird steal your heart? there's only one way to find out read the story! this...

  • Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life
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    Shrek is love, and Shrek is life.

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  • kool-aid Man X Gordan Ramsay
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    Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

  • quackity x thanos
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    bald guy and grape owo

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  • Jschlatt x GRU (FT. JEALOUS WILBUR SOOT) 20+ CONTENT!!!
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    Jschlatt x Gru are in a relationship... But Wilbur Soot is jealous... atleast thats what we all thought. Really this is a story about nothing and everything all happening at the same time. And lest we forget about the crust... Warning: This crackbook contains: - NSFW - OFFENSIVE STUFF PROBABLY - WTF - GUNS - DESPICABL...

  • peppa pig x dora
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    In this 100% Family Friendly fanfic, Peppa pig and Dora The Explorer have grown up and now happen to be roommates at college. What could possibly happen when you throw these two together? Marriage. They get happily married. That's the story summarized. If you want the full story with more detail I encourage you to re...

  • IDK 😔🤭✨
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    YUH 😳😔🤭

  • Goofy Oneshots
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    These are some goofy ass one-shots. Read if you dare. MWAH

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  • Donald Trump x Joe Biden - This time I'm the bottom
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    Since my last book did well here's another fanfic If you are my mother please get my therapy this is the 1000 time I asked like seriously dude, I am screwed in the head Edit: Wow! This book is blowing up way more than I expected😂 thank you to all readers, voters, and commenters for staying by! Remember to get out an...

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  • Life isnt luxury
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    Chester and Parker had loved each other for years but both were to scared to say anything, then unexpectedly their life took a turn for the worst

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  • History Has Its Eyes On You😏😏😏
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    Chester spends the night at a wax museum, and gets to know George Washington a little better 😏 Who knows what a wax figure can do? HEY! THIS STORY IS SATIRE. WE DO NOT ACTUALLY SHIP THEM OR ANY REAL PEOPLE TOGETHER. PLEASE DO NOT ATTACK US, WE DO THESE FOR FUN. Story cover by Donut

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  • The sussy wussy story
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    lol this is a joke