highest ranking : #262 in "humor" « 08.19.16 » "He-" "HELP OH MY GOSH A GUY BROKE INTO MY HOUSE AND- AH!" "What the- WHO IS THIS!?" When Ivy decides to prank call an unknown number which just so happened to belong to an overly sassy boy... well, you know what happens next.

"Hello, this is Alex speaking." "Whoops, wrong number, sorry." "Nah it's okay I'm bored. Please don't leave!" "Okay?" It all started like that. Alexandrine Reeds had always been the 'nerdy' girl who sat in the back of the classroom and got straight A's. She didn't have that many friends, but she certainly wanted friends. Drake Fin had always been the 'cool kid'. All the girls liked him and all the guys were friends with him. What happens when these two accidentally talk on the phone and a friendship begins to blossom?

1 night shift worker + 1 insomniac + 1 accidental call = an unlikely friendship

The reasons why I did what I did.

"Never?" Another tear fell from the girl's face, but she let the salty drop cascade down her cheek. "Never."

He wanted to kiss her.

anonymous: why you gotta be so rude? alex-burke: no (c) c-araphernelia 2014 !! lowercase intended !! **pls no hate bc i wrote this a long time ago and i hate myself **

"i miss you." © 2016

❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotline?❞ ---- fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline. [highest rank: #6 in short story] [highest rank: #2 in short story 5/6/17]

"How have you not fallen in love with me?" "Easy, you're a douchebag." Dialogue Story [1 in Short Story 23/7/2015]