paul, 42, is newly single, from his relationship of 38 (??) years. he longs for a new 16 year old to be his baby mammer. on his daily tiktok lives, where he drinks hot chocky wocky and cheese and onion crisps, he hears of a new PRIMARY SCHOOL!! that has just opened! however, paul hasnt been outside since 2007, so this is very hard for him, but, he must see those kiddies, so he does it anyways. paul puts on his poundland earbuds that are on their last life and graps his samsung s4 and struts out the door. the salty air of lincoln hits him in the face and he is shook. but, it turns out the primary school is just around the corner from him! follow paul and his journey for love to see what happens!

you meet paul breach while out on a walk in the park. will this lead to the happiest moment you have ever had in your life, or will this lead to disaster?

matty and his boner

Paul is a femboy bottom btw

they're getting hot at the body shop 🥰

Paul breach, Aka Beauty beyond the eye on Tiktok. The viral-dancer and comedian catches a comment from Singer, Sam smith and decides to lead on the conversation more until they finally meet up at the Body shop. Pun intended, They're definitely doing something unholy and dropping it. Disclaimer: I do not apologise for this. Find me on 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫: @albarnsluvr!

~𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘴, 𝘣𝘭𝘶𝘦 𝘣𝘭𝘶𝘦 𝘴𝘬𝘺.. 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘸 𝘢 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐 𝘥𝘪𝘦~ A story in which Famous Footballer Jack Grealish comes across a song one of his biggest fans Paul Breach made for him and falls in love. or A gay love story between a Footballer and a Misunderstood Tiktok Star... hope you all enjoy, leave suggestions in the comments if you have any xx