"thomas we really need to get working on the project" "sorry not thomas this is john" //au where everything starts with a wrong number //ships: lams, mulette, meggy, jeffmads //lots of fluff, not much angst, and some smut because i do that apparently

A dishwasher wants to have shrex with shrek

it's gonna get shrexy in this dank fanfic

Alex is the adopted Prince under George Washington and their kingdom is poor but pushing through together. Right under that kingdom, John is next in line for king, though he still has a lot to learn from his father, Henry, who wants him to take the throne, but refuses to tell him anything about how their people are faring. Both are ready for something new. Both are ready to start their own legacy. When these two meet, something new starts in each of them... Yet a war looms in the horizon... One has a past we all know while the other hides some painful memories that may change the course of some actions. ~~~ Warnings: one borderline mature scene(nothing graphic), abuse, some slurs, trauma, depressive thoughts. All have warnings in the chapters(look for 'TW') Cover designed by my friend(you know who you are) so shoutout to them! Holy crab #13 in Lams!!! :O(May2020) #6 in Lams?!?!?!(Aug2021) I'm so done it's #4 in Lams? (Apr2022)

Alexander was now living with the Washingtons, they had recently adopted him a few months ago. Lafayette was like Alex's brother, he was also adopted by the Washington family. For once in his life, he was happy. Lafayette introduced him to his friend group and ended up joining the "Revolutionary Crew" or that's what they like to call themselves. He has a family that loves him, good grades, good friends. Everything was perfect. Except one thing. He never told them that his name is Alexander, not Alexandra.

(co-written by @OwlWithAHat) ~MODERN DAY LAMS~ Columbia High School, his escape from reality. this is a fresh start for Alexander ***I own nothing except for the storyline and cover art. All characters belong to singer/songwriter Lin Manuel Miranda***

[I re-read this and realize it is terrible, BUT READ IF YA WANT TOO!] Alexander gets enrolled in Hogwarts. At first, he knows inside this is a joke. Really, some school wanted to offer him a scholarship? A letter sent by owl? When he discovered he was a wizard, he was utterly shocked. Now he is starting a new adventure, with a new family, new friends, a BoYfRiEnD and a whole lot of stuff that does not make any sense. He suffers through Jefferson in an abusive relationship, he makes peace with enemies, he adopts a child- Wait what? *Cough* Anyway. Will Alexander be able to survive until the seventh year? Or will all these events scare him enough to send him running back to the Caribbean?

Welcome to Hogwarts! A school of witchcraft and wizardry! This year, a new group of kids shows up. That's right. It's the Hamilsquad. John, Laf, and Herc have been best friends for as long as they remember, and when they're all sorted into the same house, they're overjoyed. Then, they meet another young boy. Alexander Hamilton. John's heart immediately goes boom at the sight of Alex. Will they fall in love? Maybe. Will life be easy here at Hogwarts? Not a chance, but these kids are willing to work through their problems. Together. Ships included: Lams, Mullette, JeffMads, Burrdosia, Marliza

TGESE ARE SHIT READ AT UR OWN RISK I realised i have a lot of ideas so here I am. Some of them could be turned into fully fledged stories later, some might not. Enjoy! These are not meant to be good, and they're all like unedited. Just a chance for me to write down my crappy thoughts. So they're all shitty but whatever. And they are definitely not n number order mkay?

John Laurens and Alexander Hamilton become roommates while attending university. Everything is going well for the two until Thomas Jefferson sticks his cane in their business. -- John did his best to shake the rain off before he got to his dorm. Just before he reached his room the power turned off. Great. He found that the door was unlocked meaning Alexander was inside. As he stepped inside he didn't see any sign of his roommate. Another clap of thunder sounded in the sky and Laurens heard a shuffle come from under his desk. --