This is pretty much what our friends would be like in a zombie apocalypse.... yikes.

Uhhhh... I wanted to make a dumb story so... made this? (THIS IS A SATIRE STORY!)

Mario the heroine falls deeply, madly, in love with such a manly man Quandale dingle... (THIS IS SATIRE AND AS A JOKE PLEASE DON'T CANCEL ME LMAOOOO-)