BBC Sherlock Preferences: ~Sherlock Holmes ~Greg Lestrade ~Mycroft Holmes ~Jim Moriarty ~John Watson

Imagines and preferences on Ashton, Michael, Calum and Luke. Highest rankings: #3 in fanfiction, #1 in 5SOS Imagines, #9 in random.

in which Luke Hemmings gets closer to a fan using smut. © 2015 webby | bonnaroo

"Well, they do say that the most innocent ones are the kinkiest." Or the one where texting the wrong person was one of the best and the worst mistakes Liam Payne made.

Louis Tomlinson is a struggling, out of job actor who finally lands a possibly career changing role-- playing the boy-next-door boyfriend of a famous tv show's main playboy character for the whole season. The problem? Louis is straighter than a pole. But as showbiz is a tough business and this might just be his big break, he's going to have to suck it up and learn how to act gay.

The 3rd book in the One Direction Jokes and Randomness series •credit to whoever wrote these•

Freak, Weirdo, Fat ass, Whore... Yeah..so that's what I was called for two straight years. I mean sure I wasn't a cheerleader or technically skinny but, I was definitely Not a whore! I couldn't even get a "Hi." or "Hello." from a guy. But, this summer I had a plan..a plan to be Skinny. I had started at the weight of One hundred and seventy nine and its the day before having to go back to school and I'm successfully One hundred and Eighteen pounds. When I got on that scale in publix at the sliding doors, I couldn't believe the number I saw. I even thought at one point that I'd broke the scale and it was stuck but, no I was actually Skinny and I couldn't wait to see the expressions on everybody's face tomorrow. No more fatty Cassie.

She just wants to be a sport journalist. She is always interviewing the best players in our Uni and sometimes she ends up dating them, but they always break her sweet heart. I would never do that, but she would never interview me even less date me because I'm just a regular football player in the team. I'm not the best, but I want to be. I want her to notice me. This year I'll be the best one. This year she will notice me. {AU Fan Fiction}

Yes, I lost my father and he was the best man in the whole world. Yes, I have a stepmother who is a witch and whom I hate most passionately. Yes, I have two stepsisters that are a pain in my arse and who lost their brains when they were little. Yes, my life is like a cliché from a bloody fairy tale, but you know what is missing? The fucking Prince Charming! And where is he? Nowhere to be found! Probably he's dancing in his palace with a stupid and empty-headed Barbie. Arsehole. Who needs him, anyways? Certainly, not me. I'm almost Cinderella, but you can call me Ella. BOOK #1 in the Aware Princess Series flower: Gladiolus, t symbolises "Strength of character, honour, conviction."