Chuck Novak never had an easy time raising seven kids on his own, but at least they all liked the same type of toys. But one day, Chuck buys the wrong G.I. Joes. Cas and Gabriel Novak have fought their siblings for control of the Winchester dolls for years. But what happens when, after so many years with the dolls, they meet actual people named Sam and Dean Winchester? Are the real Winchesters anything like what Cas and Gabriel imagined? And can your childhood toys and a bet help you find true love? A funny fic about Chuck and his angels, Destiel, and Sabriel AKA crack with a plot starring Michael, Lucifer, Balthazar, Anna, Gabriel, Castiel, Hannah, Chuck, Amara, Charlie, Sam, Dean, with guest star Chloe Decker from Lucifer. If you came here looking for a fic with straight people, you've come to the wrong place. Supernatural and its characters do not belong to me, all rights to Eric Kripke and the CW, Chloe Decker does not belong to me, rights to whoever owns Lucifer, but this chaotic plot is all mine.

AU with Mute Sam, Background Destiel and Michifer Gabriel Novak, just your every day person just out of college. Works at a fandom shop with his best friend Charlie and has too many siblings. Sam Winchester, a college student, and kinda a complete nerd. Seemingly normal, other than the fact that he doesn't talk. Selective mutism, he doesn't like talking to anyone other than his brother. Sam and Gabriel cross paths, and somewhat end up dating after not long. The only problem is communication between them. Sam can't speak to Gabriel...unless it's quoting fandoms.

It's 1995, and Castiel's high school years are destined to be difficult: home-schooled until eighth grade, he is awkward, shy, and socially inept. The weird kid with the funny name would rather isolate himself and draw in his sketchbook than deal with the constant bullying he faces every day. Things only get worse in his junior year when he excels in home economics class, leading the captain of the baseball team, Alastair, to start taunting him for being gay. Then new student Dean Winchester arrives at Flour Bluff High School, sharing many of Castiel's classes. Castiel has seen his type before -- handsome, athletic, arrogant, and sure to be the most popular kid in school. But Castiel eventually learns that he and Dean have more in common than he thought, and they form an unlikely friendship. This story was originally published October 20, 2010 as part of the Dean/Cas Big Bang Challenge. Warnings: Bullying, homophobic language, some violence related to bullying. Cover for this story comes courtesy of @_thebat