This will be where I publish my Red X Blue one-shots. Mature warning for some content (content will be marked as mature when needed) He is Blue in my stories because that is what I grew up with but I also acknowledge him as Green. Red may or may not be mute/selectively mute in these. Personalities/roles may change since neither one-shot is related to the other unless stated. Cover art by: https://twitter.com/whalevoyager Edited by me.

Hitler, a shy sweet boy, yearns for nothing more than his beloved, his sole purpose of living - Putin - to notice him. Little does he know, the brave hunky Putin also has his eyes set on little Hitler... Will these two star crossed lovers find their way into each others arms? I wrote his when i was 14 and yes i am in therapy

(story from gru's perspective)

perry the platypus x doofenshmirtz

Napoleon has had a crush on the Tsar for as long as he can remember. But does Alexander feel the same?

how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋

Shrek x Barry fanfiction. And yes I am okay.

Megamind is the most popular kid in villian school. Too bad he will never know Gru exists. Gru has had a crush on Megamind since the second grade, but he's always had to look at him from afar. What would a cool kid like Megamind ever want to do with a loner like Gru. So when the two boys get paired on a final project in evil tech class Gru is too shy to even talk and Megamind cant seem to pay attention...

After Mineta gets kicked out of U.A, he is forced to attend a normal school where he meets his three new friends (Barack Obama, Gordon Ramsay and our star guest, Shrek!) and discovers something knew. A different feeling that he's never felt before. What will happen? Will these new feelings lead to something more? Come read this story to find out.

A passionate love story of Sonic and Rainbow Dash. The two of them find each other in a woods, after Rainbow Dash had left her household out of rage. This story is not satire. (yes it is)