Random Smut Oneshots 😩😩😩

how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋

Drapple (ft peppa pig)

He was just a blond slytherin. Her a talking pig. They were in love... or so they thought. Peppa has noticed Draco has been different lately. More... distant. Draco has met Apple and she turned his world upside down, he had completely forgotten about peppa! Peppa needs to win Draco back, whatever the cost.

The Illigal Tacos (A Donald Trump x Shrek fic)

donald trump shrek shump 5 ever nedawg is the ship between lida and amy yall rlly need to put your pants on

Crossing The Border: A Beaner's Tale

Nicholas, Pablo, Julio, and Martinez decide it's do or die to cross the border to America, especially when the kkk move into their backyard. Will they survive to make it to America?

The Border Hopper...

This story is about a boy who jumps borders to get out of Mexico. See what happens next....

That Vegan Teacher X Reader

you meet thatveganteacher at a vegan protest...

Shrek X Obama

Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.

A Different Love //Mafia Elmo x reader

when you first started dating Elmo you thought he was a sweet, soft, kind guy. But it didn't take long before you found out he was a mafia Mafia boss. how will this mafia stuff affect your life?is Elmo really the right guy for you? will big bird steal your heart? there's only one way to find out read the story! this...