Pure Vanilla Cookie has a naughty dream about Shadow Milk only to find out it wasn't in fact, one hundred percent a dream.

Idea from myundeadgayson on tumblr! I changed a few things and added even more but the original idea is by them! Tw for smoking, mentions of death, swearing, and all the things that come with a murder mystery and mafia au! The two biggest organized crime groups did not get along, to say the least. The Las Nevadas Mafia and the Syndicate were far from the best of friends. But, through a tangled web of corrupt police chiefs, blackmail, and an unaccounted murder, the new bosses of each group, Quackity and Wilbur, are forced to work together to keep both of their respective mobs out of prison. And hey, why not throw a wager in there as well? Originally posted on ao3 by myself! Cover art by @brrxmbll If the artist sees this and wants the art changed I'll obviously change it :D

This is a random Goodboyhalo and Badboyhalo au I've created. I hope you like it! And some of the personalities may be different in order to better fit the story. The art is not mine, and I do not take credit for it. It belongs to its creator. This story was also formally called You Can't Have It Either if you wanted to know.