I don't like One Direction. So can someone please tell me why I'm stuck on a game show with the five boys who have stolen millions of girls' hearts?

Yes, I lost my father and he was the best man in the whole world. Yes, I have a stepmother who is a witch and whom I hate most passionately. Yes, I have two stepsisters that are a pain in my arse and who lost their brains when they were little. Yes, my life is like a cliché from a bloody fairy tale, but you know what is missing? The fucking Prince Charming! And where is he? Nowhere to be found! Probably he's dancing in his palace with a stupid and empty-headed Barbie. Arsehole. Who needs him, anyways? Certainly, not me. I'm almost Cinderella, but you can call me Ella. BOOK #1 in the Aware Princess Series flower: Gladiolus, t symbolises "Strength of character, honour, conviction."

I guess you could say that this story is like every other One Direction fan fiction or any fan fiction for that matter, but it isn’t – well, lots of stories say that, but I mean it with this one. Anna is a Australian teenager, with her faults and flaws, but like every other person out there, she has her qualities and loves living life large – as a hyperactive and crazy young woman who loves pranking, laughing and having fun by herself. Until five males pop out of nowhere and comes a part of her life. With the lads from One Direction coming into play, there’s no doubt about influences one can have on another if they look like they’re having fun. Pranks, friendship, fights, You Tubers, bands, famous people and craziness will come from their little encounter. But one thing is in question at the moment, will there be love? Pfft, good luck with that one, first there’s a roller coaster of Anna’s crazy life and the ‘situations’ everyone seems to be getting into now that Anna’s here. So, sit back, relax, and try your hardest not to laugh out loud and look like a crazy person.

[COMPLETED] She used to be overweight, on the verge of diabetes, and she knew it too. What made her change her snacking habits and lazy ways, was none other than her terribly cheeky yet extremely attractive Coach Liam Payne. The only problem, she couldn't help but eventually fall for him. ************** Copyright © 2014: All Rights Reserved to @gymnasliam [from june 2014 to february 2015]

it all started when she broke an $80,000 vase.

three girls. five guys. bad jokes. one awful parody. "I seriously could not put this book down." -A person whose hands were glued to this book, even though it's impossible considering this is virtual. "The best wattpad story I've ever read!" -Somebody who just learned how to read and has only read one wattpad story in their life. ❀ WARNING ❀ omg don't read this plz it's embarrassing uGH This book is not serious at all. It's a One Direction fanfic parody. Or, as I like to call it, 'The Queen Book of all Carroty Fanfics'. It's idiotic and stupid and silly and cliche because all I want to do is put a smile on your face and make you shake your head at how dumb it is. If you want to read something that's actually well written, I don't recommend this! also there's lots of cussing in this oops :) xx

Somethings don't really go the way you plan it to. This year went a bit differently for Simon's niece, Aria. Adding 9 more important boys in her life, followed by some people from the past, things get.... Not so pretty. Love. Laughs. Tears. Arguements. She's been through hell and back, now it's time for round 2. It was One Hell Of A Year.

Aria Grace finally took the leap of faith and moved to London with her best friend, Zayn Malik. After the promises she made to her mom, Aria has come to the conclusion that she has to let herself to what she always wanted to do, but was too scared. Louis Tomlinson seems to have quite the soft spot in Aria's heart. Now that they are in the same city together, they have nothing to hold themselves back from dating. Aria Grace and Louis Tomlinson are picking up where they left off. (Hey Princess sequel) cover by: @sighstiles

Getting bitten by a vampire is something, but getting bitten by five hot vampire celebrities is something else. Amberia Purt is a 17 year old American Directioner. Just like every other directioner, she dreams to meet the five knights in shining armor of her life. Who could know taking a short bathroom break could change your life? *Dramatic gasp* This story should be categorized as vampire, werewolves, fan-fiction, teen-fiction, adventure, fantasy, humor, mystery/thriller, paranormal, & romance, but unfortunately, they only allow each story to be put in only 2 categories. [This story is UNEDITED, so please don't complain about errors, plot-holes, and etc. WARNING: It's also BATSHIT CRAZY HAHAHAHAHA.] [X] This is the ONE & ONLY One Direction Bit Me. I've seen so many imitations after this fanfic, and I want you all to know that this is the ORIGINAL. Thank you! :) -This story is completely HUMOROUS, so stop taking it so seriously.-

Before I start, if you found out you were adopted what would you do? Would you accept it? Or start looking for your family? Abby made her decision, she went looking. But she was shocked with what she found out. Her brother is Louis Tomlinson. The world famous pop star in the boy band One Direction. So what happens when she meets him, her family. Will her life turn upside down? Or will she turn everyone else's around? A world full of paparazzi, concerts, love and heartbreak, is she ready to face the world? Or even worse... Rejection? ************************************** All my works are copyrighted under the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988. This includes all chapters, prologues/epilogues and associated content. Any unauthorized copying, broadcasting, manipulation, distribution or selling of this work constitutes as an infringement of copyright. Any infringement of this copyright is punishable by law. ************************************** So another book dedicated to one of my closest friends Abby Keeley ( @Akeeley101 ) ! I may not be the biggest directioner but she really is. Send her a follow! Hope you enjoy :)