This is my first story and had no idea on how to do this Warnings: Blood Weapons Swearing( its censored) more might be coming as i update

Hello dear person reading this desc! welcome to " Lifesteal Smp Oneshots! " In this book you will find many Ships and Duos pls enjoy! ( No nsfw just no. )

I DON'T OWN THE ART YOU DUMBA- (If I Decide To Draw The Cover, Expect Stickman.) The beautiful art that you see on the cover was made by @beewineline on Twitter. Ahem... Anyways, Clown Pierce (Sh*t I Got Goosebumps again), The Deadliest Assassin, Has Joined Too Many Minecraft Servers As Of 2028 And Has Become An Absolute Killing Machine. He Has gotten used to many PvP Styles That he Has A Counter For it All. Simply Joining A server with literally nothing on him Can cause Chaos. Hecc! Even His Name Sparks Chaos When Said. One Day, A Glitch Happens The Breaks Reality and Confusing Someone Who Was Just On Their Gaming Chair (That Looked Gorgeous And was Amazing) And The Confused Reality Sends This Guy To Another World. The World Transfer Lost The Main Body And This Man Instead Had His Main Body Replaced By His In Game Character. A Clown With A Menacing Mask (Is It Even A Mask Or His Face 🤯) And Horns Connected To The Mask (Or... The Head?). He Was Clown Pierce.... Or... Well- Jester Penetrate. He Gains All His Powers And Benefits From All Servers He Was In. But The Confused System Gave Him An Interesting Quest That He Finds Perfect For Him. Actual Good Rankings : Nonsensical #1 - May 29 2022 terriblestory #1 - May 29 2022 clownpierce #1 - November 4 2023 whatthefuckiswrongwithme #1 - May 29 2022 nonsense #1 - October 24 2022 penetrator #1 - March 6 2023 jester #1 - November 30 2023 circus #10 - October 24 2022 Ihavenoideawhatimdoing#3 - October 24 2022 lifesteal #1 - March 6 2023 thattimeigotreincarnatedasaslime #20 - March 15 2023 pierce #2 - June 29 2023

Branzy and clownpierce have been together in secret on the Lifetsteal SMP What happens if Branzy gets pregnant and what will clown do? 12/3/2022 #1 lifestealsmp Started August 23 2022? REWRITE BEGAN SEPT 15 2025 WITH NEW STORYLINE AND SORTA NEW PLOT YOU DO NOT NEED TO READ THE OLD VERSION IF YOU ARE NEW START FROM CH 42

hello I'm making my view on this person's story i have gotten permission to have a go at it so go read their book the person: #TherapyNotFound lets get started

this is what a friend requested yes a friend definitely isn't an excuse don't ship them in real life this is a very gay story so if you are homophobic then don't read I appreciate comments I don't write much of lifesteal so I'm sorry if I'm bad I hope you enjoy it is a day like any other just people picking fights but what happens when a mysterious person has broken into the server with one goal to kill everyone that branzy loves what does branzy do even when he cant trust reality 620th in Kevin(3/06/23)

Dude as I was making this I saw there's only 20 Lifesteal smp books- AND THEY ALL ARE NEW AND LESS THAT 10 PARTS! so I'm adding on to that VERY small amount and adding a oneshots book! --- Warning! WILL contain ships! Read at your own risk! (Also it's mainly just BranzyPierce [SORRY NOT SORRY!]) (A/N as of Sep. 2025; if you're reading this, then it means that I've decided to let this work rest. For the old and the new, I'm still here, I'm just elsewhere, focused on other works. Have fun, and feel free to look down the 700 replies long thread in the comment section on that one chapter)

i do not ship them irl this is just shipping their oc's !Ships! -Swagdoons -Clownzy !Warnings! -fruity -yandere clown? ;-; -blood -murder if any of these things make you uncomfortable please click off

What happens on the Deadliest Minecraft Smp - the Lifesteal smp when they are not fighting wars. These are light hearted one shots including prank wars, funny competition, and much more Cover art by: @Its_Difu

𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐒//𝐀 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐍𝐙𝐘 𝐅𝐈𝐂 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐒𝐌𝐏𝐒 𝐀𝐧𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐒𝐌𝐏 𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐳𝐲 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐙𝐚𝐦. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐚 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞? 𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐳𝐲. 𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐳𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐝. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐡? 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐬 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬, 𝐛𝐞