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Hide and Seek by ditat_deus
Hide and Seek
ditat_deus
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When the States are practically bored out of their mind, Hawaii has an idea! But can she stay focused on the game?
54 Secrets And Counting by angy_boop_noodle
54 Secrets And Counting
angy_boop_noodle
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so, America is a single father of 50 states and 4 territories. everyone knows he's hardworking and friendly. Wait, sorry I forgot almost nobody knows about his states or his real "self". Everyone sees him as the one country that HAS to be different and late every time they meet. He's known to be ignorant, snippy, and above all lazy. But oh no no no this is just not true, that's just the personality he puts forth when around other country's. Only Canada, Mexico, and Russia know about his states. Though they only know about a few. You have the usually know 50 states but the more unknown are his 4 territories, American Samoa, Northern Mariana Islands, Puerto Rico, and the U.S. Virgin Islands. The funny thing is, you'd think the other country's would know about his states from the 50 stars on his face, right? Well they're oblivious to it, and America finds that funny. Now, getting on to when this takes place. The year is 2025, five years after the 2020 pandemic and the world has recovered, mostly. Well, America has mostly recovered. All of the sickness and death in his country took a toll on him as you can guess. So, he will now more frequently throw up, more frequently than before. But apart from that, the monthly world meeting has been chosen to take place in America's capitol. Everything seems fine, but who are these kids who come running in, calling America "Papa"? Tag things: #1 in "State" 31/8/22 #6 in "usa" 10/11/22
America's Secrets by WorldsSmallestHuman
America's Secrets
WorldsSmallestHuman
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America is a liar, half the things he's told any country are most likely a lie, America's children are secrets and no one knows of them, but what happens when Russia is forced to stay with America? What if he tells someone? And what other secrets does he have?? I recommend not reading it it's cringe af (Art is not mine, I'm working on a cover. kinda. im a procrastinator T^T)
RusAme- To much, not enough Time by JustUrAverageAngel
RusAme- To much, not enough Time
JustUrAverageAngel
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America looks and acts normal; he's late, lazy, barely pays attention in the world meetings, you know, the normal. But after America passes out on his way to his car, Russia is worried, and Intrugied. why would America pass out? He's the healthist of all the super powers. But America isn't healthy. He has to take care of 64 children without anyone knowing in fear of them getting hurt. He barely eats, never sleeps for 2 weeks straight, and above all has to deal with the criticism that he's a lazy-fat-idiot who never does his work. Soon, things will change. For better or worse though?
America's Birth Secret State {🇺🇸 countryhumans 🇷🇺} by wolves_warrior124
America's Birth Secret State {🇺🇸 countryhumans 🇷🇺}
wolves_warrior124
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Countries wondering why America is so late during meeting? Or... Why America's stomach is so fat like she got pregnant? Here the truth: America, a freedom country, is immortal, a global super power, and powerful country. America got friends, and family; she cares about them. But.... We all wondering why she acting weird lately around her friends and enemies? Well she has secret from them.... no.. Not any secret... A Birth Secret... Let just say America has children while she got pregnant. Not even a baby country, but BABY STATES. How many state there are? America got 39 States... { the picture on above is not belong to me. It belongs to the artist } July 31, 2020 - #1 female America's May 9, 2021- #1 statehuman
The States and Him [Country & Statehumans AU] by AmericanRainbowKitty
The States and Him [Country & Statehumans AU]
AmericanRainbowKitty
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America has had a secret for many years. It was the explaination why his house was so big. He has 50 kids. Yep, 50. Will other countries find out about his little secret or will it forever be unknown?
Americas states by Dragonslair1
Americas states
Dragonslair1
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This is shit. Ok description time. Florida steals Texas's wagon and horse so that America can help Cali and others with the fires and so, Japan Italy China Russia England France Poland and Russia find out America has kids. Also Confederate is not Ames brother in this story.
Wait, You have Kids? 50 of them?! by galaxy-hellhound
Wait, You have Kids? 50 of them?!
galaxy-hellhound
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Oh America. The lazy man who sleeps in meeting. Most likely because he plays video games all night. That's what they think. But they don't know he has a very big responsibility. Bigger then theirs.
I Can Manage by ObnoxiousAmerican
I Can Manage
ObnoxiousAmerican
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Everyone thinks America is an irresponsible player. Little do they know, he has the greatest responsibility of all.
His State's and Him (RusAme) by Just_a_random_guy67
His State's and Him (RusAme)
Just_a_random_guy67
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[FINISHED] nobody knows about America's state's except UN and EU, but soon enough they get tired of Russia and America fighting and tell Russia and America that Russia will be living with America. one of the reasons why no one found out about his State's was because America lives deep in the forest. America and his states know every corner and rock of the forest because of that. _______________________________________________ Has a bit of a rushed ending because I fell out of the fandom halfway in the book ha, but I did inspire a lot of people? They say I did at least so ye, so if you want more you can hopefully find more!! _______________________________________________ 4 in rusame at one point