The title is self descriptive. The cover image is banned in Russia😀. Gay slander story. PutinXTrump

Shrek's life was dipped in a green hue until suddenly an orange light appeared... A love story between Donald, a man aspiring to be the student body president, and Shrek, an introverted nerd. Will their love surpass the trumples they face or will they fall apart. This story has layers, like onions. And will also make you cry, because onions do that too. Highschool AU Thank you for reading. I really appreciate it. It brings me joy to see people still interacting with it after all these years. --- COVER BY ME. Please do not steal the cover (or the story, obviously). As of now this story (and cover) will not be reposted on other websites. It lives on wattpad. If I repost it I will say so on here. If you see the story somewhere else then please message me or comment. Inconsistent updates but I will not abandon this story. I do absolutely no planning in advance for this story and now write at a pace of maybe one chapter a year so if I forget a plot point it's probably just gone. The first chapter was written at 2am with an ex-friend back in 2016 and I have continued the story ever since. I hate myself for writing this. My friends hate me for writing this. Started this November 19th 2016

def ur typical love story 👿 no smut at ALL 😡😡😡🤫 Also DEF not a joke 😩👿‼️ farquaad has a lot of fun 🤩 This is a JOKE

Ever wanted to read about Boris sucking off Putin, me fucking your mum? All that and more are in store

read rn if u want to read it btw this is a joke 😳 My main inspiration for this book is a speech that Obama once said Go to sleep and never wake up ❤️ -Obama

Fanfics like these are the one of the many reasons why we shouldn't distribute crack to people like me anymore. anyways, enjoy lol . . . . . Disclaimer: Not intended to be taken seriously and shouldn't have anyone be offended at this Everything on here is F I C T I O N (except some characters ofc) Don't like this book? Find another book that's pleasing, simple. Like this book? Divulge in a whole new level of crack.