Disclaimer: Sadly, I did not write Hamilton. That's all credited to Lin Manuel-Miranda. He's the genius who invented all the characters in this story. I, the author, just decided to write a book about them. Somehow, you clicked on this book, and, somehow, all of the Hamilton characters have been given phones. This is all the Hamilton characters' conversations! Note: The first chapters may not be that funny, but they get better with age, like... cheese! -Highest Ranking: #878 in humor- ^yea im proud to even have it in the rankings

A cool and cooler Hamilton College story. You've seen them. You know how they play out. Oh yeah and it's modern, so don't start to expect those crazy women and back people laws. Those are garbage. Anyway, enough ranting, cause we know whose really doing the planting. (Lol see what I did there?)

(This is kind of a joke don't take it seriously lmao.) Join the Hamilton gang in... 3rd grade? Includes: Student government, Love affairs, (aka holding Maria's hand like once when Eliza was in New Jersey) and them being lil nerds. I apologize in advance for writing this I was just really sad and wanted to write something cute BTW, the time line is going to be a bit off so that I can write angsty shit later lmao !! COVER ART BY: !!HAMILTONANDLAURENSBOTHLIKEDGUYS ON TUMBLR !! ( I THINK LMAO) !! IT IS NOT MINE !! IM NOT THAT TALENTED !!

I made our babs in to babs you cn comment questions and our hamiltots will answer them for you

Do you like Hamilton: An American Musical? Then imagine all of your favorite characters from the musical as toddlers at a pre-school run by George Washington! This book will have a series of short stories that are based off of events in the musical and things that happen to toddlers at normal daycare. There may also be some Q&As with the tots themselves. Enjoy! Cover photo: Tumblr Disclaimer: The comment section of this story is likely to be overrun with lyric chains and screaming Lams shippers, so if that annoys you just back away slowly and then pretend you're a dead moose

All the Hamilton characters, as pre-school children. \cover art all credit to hamil-tots on tumblr!/

Have you ever wondered what Alexander Hamilton would be like in modern times? As a kid? In this story where Thomas Jefferson always breaks the best crayons and George the third argues to be the King of the playground, Alex still struggles with friendship and family.