What happens when you try to ask out your best friend, live, on your show, yet somehow manage to magically fuck up everything? aka a story me and fopurple wrote while we were supposed to be sleeping (hey ourple😂) TW for swearing

A human child under the age of 13 who goes by the name Clover has been teleported into one of her favorite object shows as well the plushie she was holding. Now she made new friends and new enemies there will be adventures for her. But there was a problem. That problem was that Mephone4 was hiding a secret from his contestants and Clover a secret that he can't tell everyone about what it is. And someone or something wanted her to be dead while her parents from real life were very worried about her. While she was figuring out about what happened to Mephone's past while Mephone was keeping her safe will she get out of one of her favorite object shows or will she be stuck here forever? Well read to find out. Don't worry guys I'll finish "If I was in Hazbin hotel with my plushies and the Mandela catalog characters." Real soon. Plus Inanimate Insanity belongs to AnimationEpic. P.s: I made Mephone4 to care about my real life self from being injured or hurt. Okay we're good? Great let's do this.

This book was a mistake. Really Hecking Terrible BFDI Stories is just your average "crackbook" filled with poorly made Microsoft Paint comics and chapters that are "meticulously crafted" to make young and impressionable 10 year old minds laugh out loud. This book involves very odd scenarios based around the popular(?) 2010s show, Battle For Dream Island (more commonly known as BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and recently, BFB) ,which is basically a Survivor or Total Drama Island type of show with objects as the characters/contestants. Before you read I have a strict policy against people who repeatedly use the common internet phrase "XD", use of this phrase will result in a chapter dedicated to scolding you for your redundant vocabulary. Another note before you read, this book has quite a bit of offensive humor, sexual innuendo, and other things that are not suitable for people under the age of 10, please read at your own risk. (I'm really sorry for all this fancy language I just want to be funny...) ❤BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and BFB is owned by jacknjellify❤

OG COVER WAS REMOVED :( all of you need therapy

This is an AU I made for fun because I like II so here we go! Fan is special and no one knows who he is and stuff. It takes place after season 2 but uh since fan isn't their suitcase gets eliminated because she was second to last. (Sorry suitcase 😔)

----- ୨୧ ----- ⚠ NOTES ‧₊˚ ┊NOT ROMANTICIZING OBSESSION/YANDERE TROPES ‧₊˚ ┊LIGHTBRUSH (AGAIN) ‧₊˚ ┊INANIMATE INSANITY SCHOOL AU ‧₊˚ ┊FANCOMIC ----- ୨୧ ----- ⚠ WARNINGS (will update the more I work) ‧₊˚ ┊SWEARING ‧₊˚ ┊BLOOD ‧₊˚ ┊JUST MURDER BASICALLY ----- ୨୧ ----- Paintbrush has been pining for their dear best friend for so long. Maybe 3-4 years? This diary can prove it! But why are there so many OBSTACLES in their way? How will Paintbrush deal with them? Read Paintbrush's diary to find out. »-♡→ kinda inspired by A Diary For Painty

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I had this idea... and then I wrote it... Headcanons and LightBrush await............... Paintbrush can set fires with their bare hands. They test their limits and break their boundaries. They don't make it out. Lightbulb and Test Tube take care of them until they wake. ((also somewhat sibling-type testbulb or whatever the tt/lb ship is called because i don't know....))

Fan is ecstatic to join the new season of Inanimate Insanity. He's intrigued and a little starstruck, to say the least. Just as things begin to settle and friendships (sometimes more) begin to form, a troublesome event occurs. A contestant is killed in unknown circumstances. As the Bright Lights get smaller and smaller, will they be able to find out how these gruesome events occurred? Or, more importantly...who's next? (This WILL include in-depth depictions of murder, and some shipping, so read at your own risk! Also it's human au because I'm trash for that. Also also. Art is by me, characters are owned by AnimationEpic.)