When a girl moves to a brand new house, she meets Atollred, an older man in her neighborhood who has dreams of starting a new life with her.

I was just a photographer doing my job, living my life. Until he came.

Shrek is in a loving relationship with both Castiel and Atoolred, but Cas and Atool do NOT get along. When Shrek falls into the depths of a coma, what will he finds when he wakes up? Read this roller coaster of love, hate and murder.

It all started with an Anti-Extermination Cult and a chance at first love. <3_<3_<3_<3_<3_<3 Embark on this journey through love, hate, war, and death. Featuring Atoolred, Lord Farquaad, Snape, Armin Arlert, and none other than Bob Duncan. §slow updates§

Him. The famous harmonica player. He came to me. Not through actions but from song. His tour was the hardest to watch. Tickets costing from 1 billion up. But I got to meet him. This is my story.

When the world renowned super model, Atoolred, announces his retirement from the business, it sparks an interest in others across the globe as to why. Then there's Nancy, a local harmonica musician in training who's suddenly into the gorgeous man, can she hold his heart? Or is it strictly business between them?

When Megan goes to a state fair in search for the infamous Jake from State Farm, the last thing she expects is to find the beautiful, greasy, Indian man, Atoolred. She is introduced into a world in which aesthetics are everything and all she wants is his forbidden fruit. Story dedicated to Carlton Banks

{SHORT STORY} An invigorating tale of a man on a mission. A mission to cool your coral. This is totes intense obvi sooo if you ain't over 34 don't read.

Once upon a time, I met this ham named Atoolred. He was so hot with his dashing pony-ass hair. I wanted his sexy body right now. Atoolred stopped and looked at me right in the eye, before he walked into my kitchen. "Atoolred?" I said. "I need to make my special noodles before we do the sex," he said. I understood, his dinners were always very nice. I decided to look in his man-purse to see what brand of tampons he uses. I found his wallet, and in it were endless pictures of him and Shrek. SHREK? ATOOLRED is cheating on ME WITH SHREK? He can't do this to me, not like this. I unfolded a picture of him and Shrek kissing on a bench in a field of daisies. I went up to Atoolred and confronted him. "Atoolred, why do you have pictures of you and Shrek making out?" "I do not. Eat." He quickly sat me down, kissed my forehead, and placed my plate in front of me. I needed to end this. I grabbed Atool by the head, taking his fork and shoving it down his throat. This was going to end now. THE END