TW/CW: There's a lot of child abuse mentioned in these oneshots, as well as mentions and descriptions / actions of self harm, some homophobia, racism, an eating disorder (ARFID), cussing, and suicidal thoughts. !!These oneshots are currently discontinued, I might write more in the future but they're done for now!! Anyway, these are oneshots with my AU I used in my other fanfic, Please Don't Tell My Parents, because silly goofy funny haha (idfk). You don't have to read that story to understand these oneshots since it's just a random au with Espresso having abusive parents 😭 (but if you want to go read it... that's cool too) The oneshots will mainly be angst with Espresso as a young child before he met Madeleine haha 👍 dw there will be some Espresseline stuff too. Everyone in this fic will be human!

well guess who finally caved in? me, also I wrote this cause I'm high and bored and my one friend on discord told me "Yo this would be funny" and I agreed so, this is the product of me being high bored and wanting something to laugh at in the future. If you know me irl I don't give a shit you knew this was coming anyways, also take nothing in this book seriously it's all a joke don't be weird lmao

IDK UH TW: MOST LIKELY SMUT, SWEARING, BLOOD, MENTION OF DEATH, IDK JUST READ THIS AT HIGH RISK- Also characters belong to devsisters

Hey re-updating this, List your request...while I may not post consistently or at all that doesn't mean I won't write your story! I apologize for any cringe...Im going on a cringe purge re-editing and rewriting old stories... I don't own cookie run kingdom or any of the cookie run games, and I suggest if you are reading this even if you don't know about cookie run or haven't played it yet, download their game Contains mostly smut 😗 and yea

this is a remake of the other oneshot. why? because its for some reason harder to make crob oneshots than crk shots so I'm just gonna stick with crk for now. sorry for everyone that requested in the other one and didn't get it bc I deleted it 😔 hope you can forgive me 😭👍🏽 !! Im not good a angst or smut so bare with me please 😨 !! Started June 29th!!

Support small streamers | this was written by a cringy 7th grader in 2022 who literally only wrote this for attention back then just to warn.. but thank you for reading!!!

Basically the title

Open again!! Cover edit by ME!!! ONLY USE WITH CREDIT

smut1 by:mutltifandom_writez ao3 (Mostly espressoleine) (bottom madeline)

Most of this sucks...... 💕:fluff 🍋:smut 🌶:angst I'm rewriting everything so request closed 😘