Disclaimer: I don't own BFDI, BFDIA, BFB, and/or TPOT. They belong to jacknjellify and etc. This story also partially parodies The End Of Silliness from VeggieTales. I don't own VeggieTales or anything affiliated with it. This is just a little parody based on that episode. Veggietales belongs to Big Idea Studios and whoever else they belong to. After Woody has his show, Woody's Fear Destroyer International, cancelled, Woody goes into a depression and drowns his sorrows in ice cream at Gelatin's Steakhouse. But, when things get worse, Blocky does something so mind-blowing that no one would ever forget it!

You must be on something if you're here (I'M STILL CONTINUING IT, I SWEAR)

woody is the son of one of the most powerful witches he usually stays inside since the vampires have been at war with the magic users for thousands of years but one day he decided to leave....

This book was a mistake. Really Hecking Terrible BFDI Stories is just your average "crackbook" filled with poorly made Microsoft Paint comics and chapters that are "meticulously crafted" to make young and impressionable 10 year old minds laugh out loud. This book involves very odd scenarios based around the popular(?) 2010s show, Battle For Dream Island (more commonly known as BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and recently, BFB) ,which is basically a Survivor or Total Drama Island type of show with objects as the characters/contestants. Before you read I have a strict policy against people who repeatedly use the common internet phrase "XD", use of this phrase will result in a chapter dedicated to scolding you for your redundant vocabulary. Another note before you read, this book has quite a bit of offensive humor, sexual innuendo, and other things that are not suitable for people under the age of 10, please read at your own risk. (I'm really sorry for all this fancy language I just want to be funny...) ❤BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and BFB is owned by jacknjellify❤

why did i make this lmao

yall can send requests for this, obviously. there's just some ships im uncomfortable with and ill name them in the first chapter. have fun reading and requesting.

WARNING: The following contains harsh language and implied sexual content. May not be suitable for younger readers. Some of these just come into my mind and I decided to write them down

⚠️WARNING⚠️ this story will contain explicit content. and or NSFW scenes, Sh, blood, weed, and alot of gayness.. If you dislike or cant handle any of this kind of stuff. please click off this story. after bfb 30, woody and blocky decided to move into a house together as roomates/friends. since then the two have grown closer and closer, blocky has started to develop feelings for his woody lil friend and doesn't know how to deal with them. will he ever tell woody.? will woody accept him even after all these shitty years? find out in this horrible story lmfao (disclaimer this has alot of my headcanons for them) Nome of the art shown is mine btw

When the charming multi-millionaire playboy Steve Cobs is in his favourite coffee shop, he doesn't expect to meet the love of his life. tw: uuuuuh torture of objects 🥺🥺‼️‼️ this is satire btw i do not ship this awful crap💀

trophy has titties, massive boobs, huge goo goo gobblers 🤤😍