He should have died in that blizzard. He very nearly did. It was only by some dignified twist of fate that Fortuna granted him a second chance. With the insurrection to overthrow King Dark Cacao Cookie having met its catastrophic failure, the only option Affogato now sees for his own survival is to flee the kingdom. However, it soon becomes apparent that quite a few things are different from what he remembers. He doesn't remember a war that left Dark Cacao Kingdom financially unstable. He doesn't remember reviewing documents drafted to amend this situation. Perhaps most importantly, he doesn't remember this being the King that he intended to kill. Fortuna has blessed him graciously with a second chance, and it seems that until now, he hasn't even existed. How rude would it be, then, to squander this golden opportunity? Cross-posted to AO3.

caviar is hot- anyway hello! this is mah first book so i really hope you enjoy it! (Also cover isnt mine) Summary: Your parents didn't want you as a child anymore, and decided to desert you in a land far away from a home you once knew. You're later found by a seawater cookie, the legendary Captain Caviar himself. Realizing your parents are gone he takes you under his wing and raises you on his own. With other kinds of help along the way. Growing up with him isn't easy, but as you grow he grows along with you. Still holding onto the land you wish you could call home. You preserve on and take on the tough waters of the Republic. Enjoy! (on another note i like to draw so i'm going to be drawing in this as well, please don't steal) (Also(yes again) there's captain caviar x oyster in this as well as spoilers for the black pearl islands)!! potential tw: implied transphobia and abuse!!

This is 90% smut Read about Dark Cacao and Pure Vanilla And maybe more. ;) 💫PureCacao💫 This was made because I wanted to and it sounded fun to make. I'm mainly making this public so my friend could have easy access to it. But if you're interested in reading this, gud for you! These stories don't take place after another unless they're put into parts. The first story that was made has characters that will never be mentioned again in any other story. I started making these stories on February 20th, 2022. I take my time on them and I am not that fast when it comes to thinking about what's next. I am not the best when it comes to detailing, so sorry if it's not that great. When I made this it was completely for fun and for me and my friend to read together and laugh at. Enjoy The Cringe. Inspired to make for @GamingINNIT Story cover made by me

It's basically an AU where Dark Choco is in Wonderland. I blame the Disney update for giving me this idea.

A lone cookie found nearly dead alone in a blizzard, with no help in sight. However a kind-hearted prince of the Cacao kingdom finds her and brings her to his palace, only to fall in love with the girl who ran away from home. This cookie is (Y/N). A good ol' drama romance fan fiction about (Y/N) and Dark Cacao Cookie that will keep you up at night for what comes next. This is angst, fluff, smüt, and loooots of peril. This was updated weekly every Saturday. Separate uncensored $müt book can be found in my other works. This fanfiction does not follow canon lore! 40 chapters total, 1 final summary. I lost motivation to complete it in full. SOME CHARACTERS DO NOT BELONG TO ME. THEY BELONG TO DEVSISTERS. Cover art belongs to DEVSISTERS. Started writing March 7, 2022 Finished writing December 31, 2022 Publicized March 9, 2022

am I doing this? yes. is this because I lost to a bet? yes. anyways enjoy this dumb fanfic made bc of a dare lmao

Fun feel good stories of our 5 ancients.

Dark Cacao was on the verge of a war when he saw his son fight for the first time. Dark Cacao was on the verge of death when he saw his son fight for the last. [Unofficial Cookie Run Fanfiction]

Dont ask about the cover i lost ideas for it

As the days go by, life seems to be relentless for Almond. Never a dull moment, he claims... But as he finally thinks he's caught the masked villian hes been chasing, his feelings towards the case- and the villain themselves- take a turn. Yeah yeah, this is Roguefort x Almond. An awful piece of literature I made to tame the innate urge to write one! Did I make this account JUST so that I could upload this? OH HO! Perhaps. Perhaps I did.