Rodrick Heffley and Regina George find themselves at the same university after being at odds throughout high school. Regina hated the stoner music kids, Rodrick despised the preps and the jocks. But, when Aaron Samuels dumps Regina after their first day of school, Regina knows just what will get under his skin- dating Rodrick Heffley. Occasional strong language. Mature themes. Also on Ao3 under the same title and username.

After her humiliating downfall at the hands of Cady Heron, Regina George is determined to take back control of her life. Then Rodrick Heffley crashes into her world, loud, unapologetic and absolutely not her type. He's the drummer of a garage band and seems to take way too much pleasure in getting under her skin. But when Regina decides to make Aaron and Cady jealous, Rodrick turns out to be the perfect pawn. Only, fake dates have a funny way of turning into something real and Regina does not fall in love, especially not with someone like him.