"𝘿𝙪𝙙𝙚, 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙡𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩?" "𝙃𝙖𝙝𝙖 𝙣𝙤-" 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘣𝘶𝘳 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭'𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵,. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘵, 𝘩𝘪𝘮. 𝘈𝘭𝘦𝘹 𝘘𝘶𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘣𝘶𝘳 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴...
Quackity and Wilbur were always fighting. He didn't like Wilbur because the stupid brit would be lovey dovey around Quackity 24/7. Plus, Wilbur isn't even allowed in Las Nevadas (Quackity's presidential country) because he'd blow it up if he got the chance. Well, that's what Quackity thought. Quackity never really e...
~Royal au~ Wilbur has one job. Assassinate the prince. He's been given this job because he is the best there is...and he's desperate. There's only one problem. The prince is really fucking hard to kill. And it only gets harder once Wilbur starts to- uh oh...fall for him? When another assassin turns up, things get a...