System Of A Down Oneshots

this is just a random oneshots thing while i work on my other story lmao

Sitting in my car (waiting for my boy)

A 30 year old Serj Tankian is led by his friend Shavo into a hole in the wall record shop, only to become enthralled by the young, short, sarcastic, and frankly assholish cashier. I'm fixated on System of a Down and I need to get this out of my system (get it?)

Enemy of the Babylon (Derj)

You see, telling your boyfriend of two months who is also your band mate for over 3 years that you were born a female is not something that hasn't crossed Daron's mind. This fact is only logical, but the topic has never come up. How could it be? It's not like one simply doubts something like that and has to ask. Their...

Indignant

Daron's pissed and it's Serj's fault.