She was an Italian girl who had left everything behind and just wanted to choose a life for herself. He was a man from a broken home who just wanted to be seen. But what happens when their paths cross? And when one is cursed to dwell on for eternity while the other to an inevitable cycle of death? **Rewritten!! I went back and reread the original, and boy howdy, was it BAAAADDD. Lots of things I'm not crazy about, but have done way more research, and hopefully improved my writing to the point where I can make this fic way, way better than before! I hope you guys all enjoy, and be sure to let me know what you think! Also, once again, the Beetlejuice in this fan fiction is based on the one in the musical, but feel free to imagine him however you want! :D *I do not own any of the established Beetlejuice characters*

HELLO!! a brand new beetlejuice book it's been ages, I know they/them reader, no smut built in the same world as beetlejuice but doesn't have the same story reader is an adult, same as a lot of my fics enjoy a brand new story! - sage

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Y/N has been having some trouble dealing with her family, so she decided to move away to get some peace and quiet. Little did she know, that her house is inhabited by some ghostly guests. And one devilishly handsome demon.

Death is something considered to be taboo to the living. Some try to avoid the subject all together. Others embrace it, obsess over it, even. But, no matter how one views death, it is inevitable. Death sucks. Especially if it's the death of a loved one. But, as the living often say, the dead shall live in a better place and live on in our memories. When asked to house sit the house your old baby sitters died in for a family you met at work, you didn't really know what to expect. It sounded like a great deal at first. But, when you discover this house is full of ghosts, you start to think this job is gonna be harder than you could ever imagine.

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HELLO my dearest creeps! 'Tis be I, Greenly at your disgusting and disgraceful servitude~ yeah, i know- I'm jumping on the BJ bandwagon. but, don't turn your nose up THAT fast! this one's a doozy! You, my dear reader are a wonderful straight A college student. On the Outside in, you seem to have your life together just wonderfully! A mother and a father, a boyfriend, a paying job, a wonderful college life, beautiful apartment complex- but, on the outside in.. things aren't too pretty. the job? paying, but not enough. parents? very, very strict and hateful. boyfriend? really an ex that won't accept the fact you've dumped him because he steals your money for drugs. apartment? too expensive. college? kicking. your. ass. things are going down hill- and fast! you need a break. You need to take some of this off your plate- you NEED more money! you're hopeless! and a little homicidal! and someone really wants to help you. really.. really bad. why?

The story of Betelgeuse and his newly adopted son continues. The two's relationship is just becoming stronger. Even though he now has a kid, something is lacking from the afterlife of the Ghost with the Most. A particular family. The Maitlands, on the other hand, aren't alive? He didn't leave them like that. When he arrives with a child, he has some explaining to do himself. The Maitlands and Deetzes realise similarities between the two new guests, leading to a big discovery and more than a few surprises. This part of the story has complete family turmoil and more than a few surprises in store. Currently No1 in #beetlejuicethemusical

The next chapter of Timeless. Years have passed, and many things have changed. The characters will embark on the adventure of a lifetime, but can they handle the powerful entities from the Netherworld?

You've always wanted to be on Broadway and now you've finally got your shot when Beetlejuice: The Musical starts up! But will it just be the stage you fall in love with? Updated at least once a week 💕 Constructive criticism is always appreciated☺️ #1 in beetlejuicemusical 12/06/2020 #5 in beetlejuice 21/07/2020