Umm well if you decide to read this you might think um that I'm a perfectly normal human being yep that's about right... Ok

Competing companies unite when there's (sexual) tension between them.

Several different funny ways on how to get kicked out of Walmart....

Uhm just doing this to get my version out in the world

Idk

[FINALLY FINISHED ON 7/23/2021] and yes walmart says the ha ha funny line in the final chapter (yes this is the fanfic from the tiktoks, and go follow me @princynic / @cynicprin dum dums) (also pls understand: this fanfic was written from 2015-2016 PLEASE stop acting like it's recent and ironic. this is so unironic even if it started out as a joke in my friend group.) (i take the jabs at this fic personally sometimes, so just let me in on the joke!! LET ME IN!! I HAVE LIVED WITH THIS, LET ME IN, TELL ME WHAT PART UR LAUGHING ABOUT, COMMENT!!! the council, me, will decide ur fate from there by infodumping. :) ) also this fanfic started on july 11th 2015 so it was basically a six year anniversary present as well as a 4 year long hiatus end and close??? you're welcome

my dear friend asked me to crosspost it from AO3 to Wattpad and so I did note that this fanfic IS SATIRE AND JUST A JOKE summary: You are trapped in a walmart and meet a strange guy trying to summon a demon. Now, you have to get out of this place without dying. Which on the first chapter, might seem kinda easy but no

Will Walmart ever end up with their true love Target?

Target and Walmart, two rivaling companies, suddenly fall in love when they both develop a crush on boom boom boy Bakugo. Knowing it wasn't meant to be, they instead fall for one another. It's like two trucks having sex but with stores (and everything inside included)!

Only at Waaaaalmaaaart! :) Just a book about me talking about people shopping at Walmart, but these are not ordinary people, these are the PEOPLE OF WALMART! May be offensive to some! Some strong language might be used! Some disgusting pictures too, like we are talking about Walmart here... Second book coming out soon!!!