She started as a Wench, after persuading the Wizard King to let her join. Then, leveled up to a Maiden, earning the King's favor. Once she became a Lady, things became complicated. Will she ever be a Queen?

You know, I've always wanted to make my own SP x reader one shot. So I'm finally doing it! For some reason, this plot seemed to stick in my head for a perfect lemon. I hope you like it as much as I do. Don't count on me to make anymore. uwu It's cringe asf, you've been fucking warned. I mean, maybe-

This was requested by MintFlavouredKitkat. I have to throw in a warning that this story does hit some very sensitive topics, and if you don't deal with that kind of stuff very well, then please do NOT read this. I know dealing with depression is a hard thing, and it's not something to be taken lightly. If this story in anyway offends you, I apologize. I hope you enjoy this story and thank you for reading. Love ya!

completed as of september 20 2018 any mistake under the influence of alcohol can have dire consequences. this one, fucks up your life, as well as makes it a whole lot better.

will cartman ever love y/n? maybe ;). Will y/n ever find love irl? probably not. definatly not while reading southpark fanfiction.

This may be short but it has long chapters that will be worthwhile. You are Kyle's Jewish fraternal twin sister.

THIS IS A JOKE I WOULD NEVER REALLY DO THIS. And if you actually simp for cartman or something stfu, get a life, stop simping over someone who is problematic, if he was real you wouldnt like him, if you do that would be pedophilia(even if your a similar age it's still creepy). If you do simply for him irl not only do you love a child BUT you like a racist, ableist, transphobe(I'm insure on this thi so correct me if I'm wrong) and someone who has committed around 50 crimes (one of them being r@pe and a few being WAR crimes)

iv seen where people say there's not a lot of cartman × readers out there.... well your right. there's not... that's why I'm here! yaaaayyyyyyy enjoy~~~ ^~^

You and Cartman go camping is Wyoming

That's right oneshots as in the plural sense! More than one baby!!