mOneshots does not mean anything. I just wanted all the words in the title to start with the same letter. Anyways. It's a bunch of my oneshots. Mostly Inanimate Insanity.

Toilet has to recover from some severe injuries, and is essentially bound to a single floor of a single apartment complex. Not that he doesn't mind MePad and Taco's company, but he wishes he could have more people to talk to. Luckily, Taco has a friend who just can't stop herself from coming over. Important notes or whatever: This fic is humanized. Yes I know they're objects on the cover but that's because I was too lazy to draw them as humans. I started writing this fic before ii18 came out, so MePad is alive and well and nobody knows about Box being a corpse. This fic takes place in an AU where MePhone didn't create the contestants. Well, at least not most of them. On ao3, this fic is titled "Don't Talk So Loud, It'll Make Your Concussion Worse". I simplified the title for Wattpad.

Taco and MePad's first night away from Inanimate Island gets a little emotional. This isn't like. a canonical sequel to my other fic Under the Lemon Trees but all the stuff that happens in UTLT happened before this fic.

Taco's in a relationship right now. Is she happy about it? No. But it helps with her strategy. She tells herself that she'll keep this up until she(hopefully) wins, because it works. The breaking up part is a problem for her future self, and for now, there seems to be nothing in the way of victory for her. Until a certain someone shows up and inserts herself into the competition, and Taco may or may not start to develop a crush. This a rewrite of my first II fanfic on ao3! Posting it here because the cover I made turned out so good

MePhone talks to Cheesy for the first time in a while, and accidentally reawakens some feelings he thought were dead and buried. He doesn't want to feel this way, nor does he know why he does, but he's driving himself insane with overthinking. He should probably do something about this.

WARNING This story will be covering rather sensitive topics that can seem triggering and uncomfortable for many of the readers. Please read the following warnings below before continuing. This book will contain - GORE - Graphic artwork/depictions of Gore - Self-Harm - Depression -Suicide - Vomit -Manipulation -Abuse -Alcoholism/Alcohol abuse -Non- Consensual drug usage -Edgy content -Out of character content And more to be added. Just like my last book, People under the ages of 13 years old do NOT read my content for it can be harmful for you to be viewing. I also do not want any Proshippers/Comshippers to be interacting with my content at all. Thank you and I Hope you Enjoy. - Balloon always found themself struggling to keep a bond with someone. Whether it was just not meant to be or it was because of their self-sabotaging intentions. They had also found their guilt being dragged on for a long time from the past. With how rude they were towards everyone they use to compete with in seasons of Inanimate Insanity. Although these actions have changed; people's perspectives of this balloon did not. Leading Balloon to struggle with many burdens like themself. This constant struggle of trying to grow from this, it leads them spiraling into a path of anger and a taste for vengeance. Leading them to act on these feelings and even hurts the people that have lead them to this path. This is a Ventfic.

Nickel and Balloon, both seniors in high school, typically put up with each other for the sake of their mutual friends Baseball, Suitcase, and Bot. However, a fight lands them together at a behavioural camp, separated from their best friends. They are forced to spend time together, they discover they have a lot more in common than they thought. The individuals sent to this behavioural camp include Nickel, Balloon, Yin Yang, Fan, Test Tube, Lightbulb, Paintbrush, Microphone, Taco, Knife, Trophy, along with their literature teacher, Silver Spoon, and school counsellor, Candle. Lifering, being the camp counsellor/manager. This fanfic will include the following ships Nickloon FanTube LightBrush Silvercandle Knifloon (for angst) Knifan Tacomic ComedyGold Knickle

MePhone is a simple guy. Running a bakery with an old work friend is the current stage he finds himself in life, and that's fine by him, even if deep down he does wish there was at least something more. One day, that something more ends up coming into his life, helping him realize maybe he can have more in life than just the simple things, and daily routines. Maybe he can finally start living his own life. [Characters from both the II & Bfdi / Bfb / Tpot universe are featured in this, though everyone is human.]

A series of Inanimate Insanity and Battle for Dream Island Oneshot ships! Some of those including... Nickel x Balloon Fan x Test Tube Fan x Knife Fan x Trophy Marshmellow x Apple Lightbulb x Paintbrush Silver Spoon x Candle Mephone x Fan Knife x Trophy Trophy x Tissues Trophy x Cheesy Knife x Mephone Paper x OJ Suitcase x Baseball Bow x Marshapple Tennis Ball x Golf Ball Pin x Coiny Flower x Lollipop Four x X Four x Two Eraser x Pen Leafy x Firey Blocky x Woody Bomby x Nickel Leafy x Pin Tennis Ball x Nickel Evil Leafy x Fries Firey x Coiny Book x Nickel Book x Pencil and maybe more! I am taking requests for different ideas! Some stories I have drawn pictures for! So I hope you enjoy!

RED /red/ adjective of a color at the end of the spectrum next to orange and opposite violet, as of blood, fire, or rubies. "their red lips" Red has a range of symbolic meanings through many different cultures, including life, health, vigor, war, courage, anger, love and religious fervor. The common thread is that all these require passion. ------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------- Inanimate Insanity Mephone4S x Gender Neutral Reader ------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------