Oneshots will include smut

You're new in town and struggling to make friends until you meet Rodrick Heffley - loded diper's drummer and certifiable cutie. The story follows you, the reader, as you get to know and hopelessly fall in love with Rodrick, all while navigating the confusion of having to start your life anew in a place where nobody knows who you are. Will Rodrick feel the same way? And can you ever learn to trust a guy with such a womanising reputation? Updates every 1-4 weeks. Ok so I had a dream I was in a romantic relationship with Rodrick Heffley and I haven't really been able to stop thinking about it. I don't even like him that much, but dreams make you see people in a different light I guess. It also doesn't help that the lockdown is really making me crave intimacy. I've heard somewhere that these kinds of stories are a safe space for exploring your desires so here we go. Also, this is not going to be a smut fic because I might be asexual and that stuff just doesn't do it for me, sorry horny people.

"Hey, together we can get what we want. So let's do this." he said excitedly. "What? Are you insane Rodrick? This is crazy. No way we're doing that." you quickly answered. "Why y/n? Scared to actually fall for me?" he said smirking looking you directly in your eyes.

Rodrick needs a guitar player for his band, löded diper. What happens when his new guitar player ends up looking like corn anus and a transgender mulan? At the end of this story, we are going to roast the new rodrick. We hope you like our story, we only want to support daddy Rodrick and disintegrate the new rodrick :)

I'm not gonna lie, this might be kinky

Annabelle Banton Is still stuck in the 9th grade but hangs out with the 6th graders Greg Heffley and Rowley. spending her weekends listening to Rock Music while Watching Greg and His bestfriend play twisted wizard and how the boys were going to get in the yearbook. but she had a developing crush on the older brother. the annoying, rude, punk older brother they're only 2 and a half years apart "No Not Happeming....Ever" He was lying to himself and her. DISCLAIMER!!! i was like 13 when i wrote this and i HATE it. i'm so sorry if it's bad i am now 18 and never have been been more embarrassed

Rodrick x readers (Head-cannons, maybe imagines sometimes) I'm really into Rodrick right now and I never see anything written for him so I thought I'd add to the Rodrick writings.

Im re-doing This and i hope you like!

REQUESTS ARE OPEN! imagines & preferences of the man, the myth, the legend. some may include sexual content, i'll warn you beforehand though!