"Sir, it's not healthy of you to do that." "But it feels so good though..." "That is what an average alcoholic would say when asked to stop drinking, please respectfully get your shit together." ────୨ৎ──── Being a therapist is not for the weak minded, and sure as hell a lot more difficult when having sessions with literal world leaders. At least you're getting paid? ────୨ৎ──── Warnings⚠︎: ❥Countryhumans, yes there's mentions of OLD COUNTRIES ❥Half chatfic ❥Crackfic ❥Silly fluffy, maybe some angst but not too heavy.

"Oh my gosh wdym macaroons didn't come from France.." "Yea France's a fraud trust." "TAIS-TOI, MÈRE ROUGE-" __________________________ A history obsessed person seems to have met some people who also decently know about history. Except, you didn't know those people WERE the history. __________________________ Warnings: -Historically ACCURATE. -You will be facing the mentions of the Axis, WW's and some more. -A LOT OF COUNTRIES/EMPIRES/MORE. -Will be a crackfic. -Reader is not as oblivious but not as smart either. -Not sure if romance will be added.

⊹ ࣪ ﹏﹏🦭﹏﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ "Oh my gosh, you're so fat." "( ｡ •̀ ᴖ •́ ｡)" "Okay I'm sorry.. Don't be angry with meee.." °‧ 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 ·｡ "THE #### IS THIS SEAL MADE OUT OF???" "Apparently Spectre is merciful enough to give overpowered abilities to it." "(・ω・)..?" ═══════════════════════════════ "Oh, thank you [Name], you're always so kind to me." "( ⸝⸝'꒳'⸝⸝).ᐣ.ᐣ" "Oh, wise words." ⊹ ࣪ ﹏﹏🦭﹏﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ A cute, loving seal somehow ended up at in Spectre's little circus. Well, 'accidentally', ended up. It's fine, it's probably the best decision Spectre has ever made.

𝗬𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗘!𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗦𝗔𝗞𝗘𝗡 𝘅 𝗞𝗥𝗜𝗦!𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗥 ✩̣̣̣̣̣ͯ┄•͙✧⃝•͙┄✩ͯ•͙͙✧⃝•͙͙✩ͯ After four years you're finally freed from the chains that is University and all the exams and homework that came with. Now you're eager to go back home to see how everyone else is doing. ... whats that sound- ✩̣̣̣̣̣ͯ┄•͙✧⃝•͙┄✩ͯ•͙͙✧⃝•͙͙✩ͯ ᴜᴘᴅᴀᴛᴇ 24/11/25; ɪ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ sᴜᴘᴘᴏʀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴏʀsᴀᴋᴇɴ ᴅᴇᴠs ᴏʀ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ᴀɴʏᴍᴏʀᴇ, ɪ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ғᴏʀ ɪᴛ ᴀs ɪ'ᴍ ᴀᴛᴛᴀᴄʜᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs ᴀɴᴅ ғᴀɴғɪᴄ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴜɴɪᴛʏ sɪᴅᴇ ᴏғ ɪᴛ

[FORSAKEN X GN.READER] You had one simple job, as you were part of a simple world, with a normal life. Yet, it got you wrapped up in a mess you had no business being in, fighting for your life while tortured souls pawed at you for your attention; oh, woe is you.

🔍 # 𝘙𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘮 𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘶𝘱𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 , 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 1-2 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬𝘴 . 𝘈𝘳𝘵 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘮𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘥𝘦 𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴, 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴, 𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘥𝘬 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦 🤷