Dobby has always wanted clothes, but never like this. As the young house elf Dobby lives at hogwarts, He finds love with none other than the Sorting Hat itself. However, things start to get mixed up when fifth-year Harry Potter gets in the way of Dobby's feelings for the Sorting Hat. (THIS BOOK IS A JOKE ENJOY THE WEIRDNESS)

//COMPLETE // ---- " Look at him" I chuckled with a wide smile as I studied Matty and Adam dancing around in circles with their guitars, practicing a guitar solo for tonight. " Yeah, he's been really happy the last couple of weeks," George said as he looked in the same direction. Matty and Adam were spinning around each other as they played with big grins on their faces. Honestly, it was quite cute. " Yeah, counter to popular believe he can be a nice person if he wants" I laughed seeing as he waved at me from the stage. " I know. All this time I thought he had just tired himself out from being a pain, but turns out his motivation to improve walks on two legs and has long brown curls." --- Rosie studies phsycology and moves to London to live with her cousin George to finish uni. She quickly finds out that George's flatmate Matty struggles with drugs, sleeplessness and moodswings - all of which she tries to help him cure. He needs an anchor. She's his anchor. --- If you want to follow my writing process, be able to influence my story choices, and maybe get the chance of having your own character in the book, please follow @mrserotonin.man on instagram :) Rankings: #1 in mattyhealy - 18th of August 2019 #4 in the1975 - 18th of August 2019 #1 in The1975fanfic - 30th of July 2019 #1 in Robbers - August 4th 2019

It was the day of the Nakatomi Christmas party. The one day of the year that Scarlett was happy to go to work. When she was finally able to join the party at the end of the day.... The gun fire starts.

"After that night at Nakatomi plaza you never expected to spend a weirder and most thrilling Christmas eve. But the universe had different plans and as you entered the ballroom of the palace you met a very familiar face. " Disclaimer: Hans isn't a character of mine the fanfic is inspired from the movie Die Hard.

Sinclair Bryant always looks on the positive side of things, even in the midst of his messy and unusual divorce. He knows that life has a funny way of presenting opportunities, and he soon finds a newfound interest in a woman who seems to share similar ghosts in her past. She's heartbroken from a former lover and trying to find inspiration and courage to move on. Sinclair shows her what love should really feel like, but she's not so sure that love can be found twice.

"𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐈 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭?" I asked at which Lionel smirked "𝐀𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠" ────⭒୨♡୧⭒──── Y/N Gold was someone in this world ruled by money and lust, but that was before trouble hit a few days after her birthday, and as her graduation from the Royal College of Art was approaching, things were a mess, until she met him. Lionel Shabandar, the man who was going to change her life after agreeing to an arrangement that had only one rule...question is, will the rule be respected...or broken like any other one... 𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: ✎1/10.2k in #alan ✎1/14 in #lionelshabandar ✎1/270 in #rickman ✎1/2.39k in #sugardaddy ✎5/13.3k in #forcedmarriage ✎1/900 in #alanrickman (𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝: Dec. 4th 2021 𝐄𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝: May 21st 2023)

As she goes through out life after Hogwarts, will she be able to let Severus Snape out of her heart? Find out in 'Under your Spell'.

Severus Snape has been lonely ever since Lily Potter was taken away from him in his life. Y/N L/N was the best student at Hogwarts, a straight A+ student, and top of Snape's class every year and Y/N discovers she is a major piece into the war of Hogwarts. Even if he didn't want to admit it she made his life better, without her he would have been miserable again. ~ Authors Note: I shall not follow the same plot as the books/movies, but it will kind of be everywhere, same elements from the 3 last books/movies.

You're the new Potions assistant at Hogwarts, learning the ropes so that you can eventually take over the position from Severus Snape. But you aren't the only new face that year, and the last thing you were expecting was to fall for the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, Remus Lupin. #4 in remuslupinxreader - 3/10/21 #1 in minervamcgonagall - 4/12/21 #3 in prisonerofazkaban - 11/10/21 #4 in lupin - 12/16/21

#1 Severussnape March 17th 2019 #1 HarryPotter January 5th 2020 "Because what I want to do is wrong... and I don't trust myself enough to be seen with you in the public eye." His voice dropped to a whisper as he took a step away from me. I smiled, glad that he was feeling the exact same way as me, but hurt that he didn't want to explore what was between us. I let my smile falter as I walked passed him, purposely letting my hand graze his as I did. I took a seat on the couch and he followed, sitting beside me. "I'm eighteen." I looked at my Professor, trying to convince myself to keep eye contact. It's funny how out of a school setting he doesn't look like he could be my teacher. He simply looks like any other person... my age. Except for the fact that he is incredibly gorgeous, that definitely stands out. "You're..." He held his sentence for much longer than he normally does. He seemed to use this time to examine me, which I was beginning to get used to now. "Eighteen." With his voice speaking my age, I saw a flicker a mischief flash through his eyes. He licked his lips, as he looked down at his lap, a low chuckled coming from him. "It's gonna be hard to stay away from you." The new Potion's teacher is only 21 years old... he has a reputation around the school of being cold, heartless and a bit hard to handle. But what happens when he becomes abnormally close with one of his students? What will the professors say? Will he lose his job? Read to find out!! And get involved in this hopelessly romantic Hogwarts world! THERE ARE THREE ENDINGS TO THIS STORY. AT TWO POINTS DURING THIS STORY, THERE WILL BE DIRECTIONS TELLING YOU WHAT CHAPTERS TO SKIP TO IF YOU WISH TO READ A DIFFERENT ENDING. Have fun reading my dudes! I do not own any of these characters. Or anything to do with Harry Potter at all. This is just a fun Romance story! RIP: Alan Rickman. You were loved by many 💚🖤