Dobby has always wanted clothes, but never like this. As the young house elf Dobby lives at hogwarts, He finds love with none other than the Sorting Hat itself. However, things start to get mixed up when fifth-year Harry Potter gets in the way of Dobby's feelings for the Sorting Hat. (THIS BOOK IS A JOKE ENJOY THE WEIRDNESS)

//COMPLETE // ---- " Look at him" I chuckled with a wide smile as I studied Matty and Adam dancing around in circles with their guitars, practicing a guitar solo for tonight. " Yeah, he's been really happy the last couple of weeks," George said as he looked in the same direction. Matty and Adam were spinning around each other as they played with big grins on their faces. Honestly, it was quite cute. " Yeah, counter to popular believe he can be a nice person if he wants" I laughed seeing as he waved at me from the stage. " I know. All this time I thought he had just tired himself out from being a pain, but turns out his motivation to improve walks on two legs and has long brown curls." --- Rosie studies phsycology and moves to London to live with her cousin George to finish uni. She quickly finds out that George's flatmate Matty struggles with drugs, sleeplessness and moodswings - all of which she tries to help him cure. He needs an anchor. She's his anchor. --- If you want to follow my writing process, be able to influence my story choices, and maybe get the chance of having your own character in the book, please follow @mrserotonin.man on instagram :) Rankings: #1 in mattyhealy - 18th of August 2019 #4 in the1975 - 18th of August 2019 #1 in The1975fanfic - 30th of July 2019 #1 in Robbers - August 4th 2019

It was the day of the Nakatomi Christmas party. The one day of the year that Scarlett was happy to go to work. When she was finally able to join the party at the end of the day.... The gun fire starts.

"After that night at Nakatomi plaza you never expected to spend a weirder and most thrilling Christmas eve. But the universe had different plans and as you entered the ballroom of the palace you met a very familiar face. " Disclaimer: Hans isn't a character of mine the fanfic is inspired from the movie Die Hard.

Sinclair Bryant always looks on the positive side of things, even in the midst of his messy and unusual divorce. He knows that life has a funny way of presenting opportunities, and he soon finds a newfound interest in a woman who seems to share similar ghosts in her past. She's heartbroken from a former lover and trying to find inspiration and courage to move on. Sinclair shows her what love should really feel like, but she's not so sure that love can be found twice.

You're the new Potions assistant at Hogwarts, learning the ropes so that you can eventually take over the position from Severus Snape. But you aren't the only new face that year, and the last thing you were expecting was to fall for the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, Remus Lupin. #4 in remuslupinxreader - 3/10/21 #1 in minervamcgonagall - 4/12/21 #3 in prisonerofazkaban - 11/10/21 #4 in lupin - 12/16/21

Hans Gruber is a man on a mission. 640 million worth of bearer bonds is the goal. His only obstacle? Her.

Sinclair got to a point where he decided to go to a group divorce counciling group. That's where he met you, newly divorced like him you wished for someone new to love. Will that person be sinclair Bryant?

❝You can try as much as you want, but you're not getting out of here, little one.❞ ⚡︎─── 𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘 𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐔𝐄𝐒 ───⚡︎ {The Interrogator x Fem!reader} || Slow Updates || ⚠️MATURE CONTENT⚠️ This story contains a lot of nsfw scenes such as, degrading, choking, bdsm, knife play, spitting and a lot more. Read at own risk

"𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐜𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐭 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞, 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰." "𝐁𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐒𝐧𝐚𝐩𝐞..." ────•••♡︎•••──── Aurora Monroe, a beautiful yet dangerous woman, seeking revenge for the murder of her mother. But trouble comes when the only way to get the needed information is from Severus Snape -the man which she hates deeply. Will she be able to take the needed information? Or will she face her end while trying? ⚠️ Plot and characters that are not in the movies/books belong to me, the rest belong to J.K. Rowling ⚠️ 𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: ✎1/10.2k in #alan ✎1/270 in #rickman