If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

JAGUARS' SERIES 1: Shieldler John Wright Highest Rank: #1 in School #2 in Humor Si Hannah makulit, laging naka-smile, may pagka-engot sa mga simpleng bagay tulad ng pag sakay sa jeep, wala sa bokabularyo niya ang salitang mapag-mataas. Nagmula sa mayamang angkan, pinapangarap niya ang simpleng buhay bilang simpleng estudyante at bilang isang ordinaryong tao. Lahat ng salita na may simple at ordinaryo sa mundo gusto niyang maranasan. Si Shield man of few words, seryoso sa buhay, wag mo siyang bibiruin kung ayaw mong umuwi ng may bangas sa mukha, matalino, a perfect decision maker pero may isang bagay siyang ayaw bigyan ng malaking desisyon, yun ay ang pagtanggap sa lolo niya. Simple lang ang buhay niya kaya kung sino man ang may gustong gumulo, wag na lang dahil di mo gugustuhin kapag nagalit siya. Pero bakit nung nagtagpo ang landas nilang dalawa---si boy nagiging maingay at si girl nagiging tahimik at seryoso? At sa unang pagkikita nila ay hinalikan ni boy si girl at sinabing "KISS BACK AND YOU'RE MINE" Will she KISS BACK? or Will she push him back? WARNING: Ang kwentong ito ay punong puno ng kalokohan, umaatikabong barilan at nakakakilig na usapan. Kaya read at your own risk. PLAGIARISM IS A CRIME, so please make your own. And I will make mine.. Originally written by: Miss Yna All Rights Reserved 2014

Five years have passed and finally, Timi is back in the Philippines. Being away and studying culinary abroad, Timi thought she've finally moved on from every pain that she experienced on her teenage years. But the moment she've seen the billboard of Ice in EDSA---now a famous vocalist of the band Endless Miracle---parang nanumbalik lahat ng sakit na naramdaman niya noon. Now that Timi and Ice have crossed paths again, she vowed to herself na hinding hindi na siya magpapaloko dito. But will she be able to resist when after all this time, she've never stopped loving him?

COMPLETED I NO SOFT COPY I Book two ng Girlfriend for Hire ^__^

Meet Nadine Lustre isang simple girl She's like one of the boys and game lover for short BOYISH But what if he meet James Reid He like Party all night and playboy Sila rin ang may ari na school na pinapasukan ni Nadine Lustre And Nadine Lustre really hate him And Lagi siyang pinagtritripan ni James And ang MALALA! Magugulat sila sa huli kasi merong bagay na hindi nila inaasahan Ano kaya? WHY DONT YOU READ IT?

PUBLISHED UNDER POP FICTION BOOKS "I'm breaking up with you, Gab." Tapos na ang kontrata. Hindi na boyfriend ni Gab si Gatorade at ni Dominique si Marcus. Pero doon na nga lang ba natatapos ang lahat? Mawawalan na ba sila ng koneksyon sa isa't isa kung kelan may sumusulpot ng romantic bone sa loob ni Alexa? O may gagawa ng paraan para magkita muli sila? Pero teka. . . may isa pang kumukulit sa romantic bone niya. Para kanino nga ba ang bathump bathump at doki doki ni Gab?

Naghahanap ka ba ng perfect boyfriend? Paano kung sabihin ko sa'yong meron at pwede mo siyang rentahan sa loob ng tatlong buwan? BOYFRIEND CORP Choose from the list and he'll be yours. Pay the price and get the service you will never forget. Contact us: 09-BOYFRIEND. Boyfriend Corp 1 (divided into two parts) is now published under Summit Media's Pop Fiction!

Alexa Delos Reyes lost the 'happily ever after' she naively thought she would share with Lance Zamora forever. Years after their breakup, the ex-boyfriend returns, ready to risk it all for Alexa who isn't sure she's willing to do the same again for him. Will they be able to reconcile and start anew? ********** The relationship that initially started thru the Boyfriend Corp between Alexa and Lance became officially real after realizing their feelings for each other. Everyone thought it would last forever--until the day they broke up. After several years, Lance returns to pursue Alexa once more. However, Alexa is unsure and unwilling to risk everything again. This time around, will they finally put the much-needed closure on their painful breakup? Or will this be their last shot to their 'happily ever after'? Cover design by Ilafi Nastit

MR. POPULAR MEETS MISS NOBODY PART 3 LIFE AFTER MARRIAGE ♥ MPMMN 3: Together Forever Copyright © Pinkyjhewelii, 2014

Marriage is normally one's happily ever after in the movies, but for Aemie Ferrer-Roswell, it's just the start of a seemingly unending adventure. Can this sweet Barbie-loving airhead continue to survive the life of being wife to a Mafia boss? *** Many things changed after Aemie Ferrer became Ezekiel Roswell's wife. With the might of Yaji and Roswells combined, things should have become smooth sailing for Baby Ae and her Dong--or at least, that's what everyone thought. But with lies, secrets and betrayals constantly plaguing the two, no one knows who to trust. This time, the silly and ditzy Aemie must step up to protect everyone and everything she cherishes--including the man she loves. Will they win and overcome this battle again? Or is it the perfect time for them to accept that Mafia stories have no happy endings? DISCLAIMER: This story is in Taglish COVER DESIGNER: Rayne Mariano