You, the ever-so-wonderful reader-chan decide that the one and only thing you want in your life is a new pet snake. Little do you know, the snake you fall in love with has a quite colorful past...

Dave finds out something interesting. Eridan wrote fanfiction of himself with Karkat, Dave and Sollux. Should they read it? Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie along with its characters. ( Happy birthday to me! Hope you guys like it! This is the start of the ESS birthday tradition! )