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Cheese balls ( Ratatoing, Danny Gonzalez x Marcelle Toing ) by godforgivemeforthiss
Cheese balls ( Ratatoing, Danny Gonzalez x Marcelle Toing )
godforgivemeforthiss
  • Reads 7,094
  • Votes 127
  • Parts 7
Danny Gonzalez is living his best life his husband, Drew Gonzalez, and their miracle child, Darwy Gonzalez. One day though, out of nowhere, a lion appears in Dannys room.... AN ANGEL!! The angel tells Danny: "Rats need your help, so, you're a rat now!", Danny passes out after the angel turned Danny into a rat. Once he wakes up, he's on the streets of Rio de Janeiro. COnfused and hungry, he sees restaurant Ratatoing, and meets the famous chef rat Marcelle Toing! A romance starts to build up between the two, and what happens next.....
Scrub, Daddy! - Duolingo x Scrub Daddy - DuoDaddy or ScrubLingo by MarvelFan_2
Scrub, Daddy! - Duolingo x Scrub Daddy - DuoDaddy or ScrubLingo
MarvelFan_2
  • Reads 3,087
  • Votes 45
  • Parts 6
Duo knew she had no chance with the famous singer, Dua Lipa. During a collaboration with the sponge, Scrub Daddy, for TikTok, she falls in love with the cleaner. The two quickly form a strong bond, and Duo soon finds out she's pregnant! AU in which: Duolingo is a humanoid bird. Duolingo isn't a company, is instead a celeb. ScrubDaddy is a living scrub. ScrubDaddy isn't a company, is instead a celeb. This story is satirical, please don't hate me for the atrocity you are about to read! 😅 Duolingo is Pansexual - she/her/hers Scrub Daddy is Pansexual - he/him/his 🥉ScrubDaddy 🥈ScrubDaddy
Logan paul x jake Paul by loganpaulluvr
Logan paul x jake Paul
loganpaulluvr
  • Reads 9,143
  • Votes 82
  • Parts 6
Brothers by chance, lovers by choice
One Heart (A Shrek and John Cena fan fiction) by toastygaskarth
One Heart (A Shrek and John Cena fan fiction)
toastygaskarth
  • Reads 46,425
  • Votes 1,901
  • Parts 16
John Cena thought he had everything in life, he was even a famous internet meme. But that all changed when he met Shrek, I guess life can't be so perfect.
The Wall (Shrek x Trump) by Shrump_666
The Wall (Shrek x Trump)
Shrump_666
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  • Votes 3,013
  • Parts 9
Idk this is a really trashy story why did I write this lol
Shrek x Donkey- A layer away from my heart. by Plopness456
Shrek x Donkey- A layer away from my heart.
Plopness456
  • Reads 41,937
  • Votes 734
  • Parts 17
Follow the intense love story between Shrek and his noble steed, from prison to a wedding, from friends to lovers, find out how the pair finds the layer to each other's hearts.
The Fault in our Shrek by verybusted
The Fault in our Shrek
verybusted
  • Reads 65,609
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  • Parts 5
Better out then in I always say
The Pepper To My Saltiness by flapflapfluterfluter
The Pepper To My Saltiness
flapflapfluterfluter
  • Reads 166
  • Votes 12
  • Parts 2
Gabriel Agreste is a awful father, a terrible boss, a disappointment to his mama, and a villain. Gru used to be the same, but overcame it. Can Gru change Gabrikins for the better? prolly not
Shrek X Bread by patrick--star
Shrek X Bread
patrick--star
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  • Votes 12,255
  • Parts 6
I'm sorry
All Is Fair In Love And War - Barry Bee Benson X Shrek by GonsSwollenButthole
All Is Fair In Love And War - Barry Bee Benson X Shrek
GonsSwollenButthole
  • Reads 121
  • Votes 5
  • Parts 2
Ogres have always been hated by all the forces, a bee named Barry Bee Benson joins the army and sets out to war, meeting an ogre named Shrek. That's when Barry asks himself "Are ogres really that bad?".