[ON HOLD] “We are the Global Lawsuit of Angel Secret Service. Welcome to G.L.A.S.S.” ♔♕☯♚♛ G.L.A.S.S. is a highly confidential organization formed of the world's most elite, whose main aim is to save humanity from a future of death and extinction. High-order authorities of G.L.A.S.S. believe it is too late for the average human to succeed in the next society. Higher-ups predict that the subsequent intricacy of earth will surpass our standard capabilities, and that humanity is in need of a miracle. Humans have gone too far. And there is simply no going back. There is only going forward. There is only moving towards a new time and era, where 'miracles' are as natural as clouds on a rainy day. An era where 'Angels' rule and prosper in the light of the sun, providing us weak humans with a majestic rainbow after the horrid hail. ♔♕☯♚♛ [UNEDITED] All Rights Reserved ©

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"I guess we went around in a full circle..." Rynn Aihart is a fifteen-year-old girl who hates boys, a girl who doesn't act very feminine, a girl who always gets asked out. She hates boys more than anything all because of her childhood. She normally gets hit on by guys in her neighborhood, but rejects them in the harshest way possible, despite the fact that she knows they would come back. One day, she saves a boy about to get hit by a car but then gets into an argument with him. But she finds out the next school day that that same boy is the new student in her class, pissing her off even more. However, there was something about him that was familiar to her. Maybe the name? His hair? His eyes? She couldn't really put her finger on it. What was it?

Around the globe there are jokes floating around the Internet. In this unlimited joke book you will laugh, cry, scream, fart, and other stuff I shouldn't know or find out. So go to the bathroom before attempting to read this book.

What would happen if Draco Malfoy had a twin sister? What would happen if she ended up in Griffindor? What if she bacame best friends with Draco worst enemies, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger? Draco's only soft spot is for his sister. Will their sibling bond remain, even with her being in Griffindor?