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satire (hopefully)
4 stories
Candy Crush by Hiding_inCloset
Hiding_inCloset
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Y/N and M&M has been married for 2 years now, arranged by their families to gain more power. There was no love in this union, so when Skittles comes to bring light into Y/N's life, she finally decides something for herself.. Fem!ReaderxSkittles WARNINGS!! Angst Mentions of having a j*b Slow updates Lowkirkenuinley no plot (yet)
~enemies to lovers~ (joe biden x donald trump) by notshawtyth1ck
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~joe senpai~ and ~donald kun~ have always been enemies. fighting to be the leader of a nation is hard. but when trump loses they start to feel more connected. is it so wrong to simply love who they want? or will their relationship fall apart in epic chaos?
Lets Go To Neverland! (Yandere! Peter Pan X Male Reader) by _Kyoshi_
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⚠️ WARNING⚠️ This fanfiction contains sensitive content and is not suitable for those under the age of 18. If you're sensitive to topics such as sex, murder, r@pe, and things of that nature, then please go read something else rather than torment yourself with my crap. I DO NOT CONDONE THE THINGS I WROTE ABOUT IN THIS FAN FICTION. PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL OF OTHERS AND DON'T BE LIKE PETER! .-. Yeah yeah, it's always a male reader XD sorry if you don't like that. But I'm sure there's a bunch of these somewhere with a female reader instead. Anyways, let me explain why I'm making this, not that anyone actually cares. So, I've always thought Peter Pan was really cool, and I loved the cartoon as a kid, but now that I look back, Peter Pan was kind of an egotistical asshole XD also, Im pretty sure Captain Hook didn't even do anything to Peter. He just hates adults and loved to cause mischief, so he fucked around and screwed Captain Hook over, pretty much giving him that name after cutting off his hand and feeding it to that crocodile. Now Captain Hook is always being harassed by Peter because Peter thinks it's fun I guess? Cause he obviously isn't actually trying to kill him or anything. Just annoy the piss out of him and torment him. Aaanyways, I just got bored and wanted to make this. I tried my best to stay true to the original cartoon. (idk what happened in that weird movie or whatever cuz I didn't watch it, but none of that is gonna have any influence on this because this is based on the cartoon) it's been a while since I've seen it but I'm gonna try my best!
Let Me Love Him (A George Washington x Abraham Lincoln Fanfic) by bobross666
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George Washington is the first president of the United States. He is rich and pampered and famous. The town members look up to him, and Washington never really notices them. Until a tall man with a black beard and a top hat appears in the crowd, and George Washingtonś heart is taken. But can the famous George love that town man? Find out by reading Let Me Love Him!