H3llo this is basically a book of multiple funny short stories

The daughters of Jeff the Killer and Iris, his wife, are living with their parents in harmony. It's quiet, Jeff seems to be managing his desire for blood by going on killing sprees, and motherhood comes very easily to Iris. But, when Jeff gets an odd warning from Zalgo, he realizes that for one of his daughters, history is going to repeat itself. When the girls grow up, disaster after disaster, blow after blow, they still survive. But, when the two of them begin falling in love with people they least likely expected, all hell is unleashed. Jeff is furious. Now, all they have to do is keep their relationships stable and under control, and their But, with parents like theirs, it may not be very easy.

Enjoy this story about the creepypastas going through random situations in their killer lives!

If you don't have the balls (oh, the irony) to handle this, then please spare yourself. This very enraging, yet educating, rant is about something literally every single teenage girl can relate to. Yes, you got it: periods. I'm going to tell you (hopefully helpful) tips, horrifyingly embarrassing stories, painfully relatable details, and (most importantly) humourus material to help you through this monthly demonic rendevous. This is 100% on my and the whole female population's behalf to rant out every single detail online on why having your period SUCKS. It's just the raw truth. Thanks, and enjoy!

Iris Morerose is a girl living with her at home father, her little brother who has too big of an imagination to the point of where it worries Iris, and her working mother who works from seven to twelve every day. She has a hatred for her father, who is having an affair with a slutty woman, but other than that, has a very happy life. Jeffrey Philips, better known as Jeff the Killer, lives in an abandoned city that is hidden using Slender Man's powers. One day, BEN, Masky, Hoody, and Jeff are walking down the streets of Iris's home town when he sees her. He plans on killing her when his life is saved by the girl. What follows is him falling for her, and taking her to be his beautiful lover. She, being her sassy self, has quite a few things to say about this. Will she escape him and his friends and go back home, or will she become the killer's girl?