This shouldn't have taken as much time as it did🔫🤗

Thomas lives a lonely bisexual life on the desolate train tracks he calls home. But suddenly new adventures arise and he has many sexual experiences with famous stars and old friends alike. (be prepared for a lot of sex and violence, just a warning)

Very romantic very nice

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These are joke fanfictions about characters from the Donkey Kong Animated Series! Feel free to request anyone you want! :)

After trump lost the election he went insane and tried to eat the swamp water but then he met a big green ogre and they fell in love 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Diese geschichte ist auf englisch. Tbh idk why i made this I was bored but it's about Harry Styles falling in love with Obama on Tinder while Obama is married. Will Harry find out Obama is cheating?

Well...this is the weirdest thing I've ever done. DISCLAIMER: SATIRE. THIS IS SATIRE. DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. PLEASE. ALSO LIGHTNING MCQUEEN AND THE CARS FILM ARE TRADEMARKS OF PIXAR, I DON'T OWN THEM OR ANYTHING AFFILIATED WITH THEM. Now that that's out of the way, this "fanfiction" follows the story of the reader, a lonely, quiet car who wants nothing more than for Lightning McQueen to "Ka-Chow!" his way into their heart. Will they live the fantasy of their dreams, or will their mechanical heart be crushed forever? Critics are calling it "The Next Twilight" (not really) and "The Greatest Love Story Since Pride and Prejudice" (no no no). Read Lightning McQueen X Reader, and be amazed at the great romance between Lightning...and yourself.