If you're looking for funny comebacks, brilliant quotes, and sarcastic comments you have come to the right place young grasshopper... This book is made to get a bored human to not rip their brains out...... That makes no sense XD

Sometimes the only spark of hope in a world riddled with chaos is a girl as broken and scarred as you. COMPLETE at 41 chapters.

I watched Reese lips move as he read out the contents of the letter, then I watched everyone's faces as they took in the words that were coming off the paper. As I looked around the small group, I realized that these were the people that I had no choice but to depend on for awhile, and one of them was going to get hurt. It didn't matter if we did everything right, someone was bound to get hurt in this game and I couldn't help but to feel like it would be all my fault.

"As I sat on the toilet, I realized how badass I was being. First of all, I (kind of) broke into Walmart; Second, I was (kind of) plotting to steal toilet paper; and third, I was doing all this while a hurricane was brewing outside." Ellie wanted a quick trip to Walmart to buy some toilet paper for her mom. A minute in, a minute out. Instead, she got locked in. With her secret love, of course.

Charlotte Everley and her best friend had a tradition. Every summer on June 26th, they call one number--one random number of the same area code, purely for entertainment. When Charlotte's best friend Stella found love with the help of their 'tradition', she added another reason. To find Charlotte a boyfriend. After three years of endless match ups, set ups, blind dates. and not to mention two calls to, thankfully, female receivers, the summer of eleventh grade comes rolling by, and so does the fateful day of June 26th. The only difference is that, this time, the stranger behind the phone is most definitely male. And the president's eighteen year old son.

An internationally known actor and singer isn’t something you see every day, walking down the halls of your school. But for Rosalyn and every other student at Vinova Academy, it was. Alongside that was the fact that he was part of the 'Powerful Trio' of Vinova; a trio with looks that could counter a Greek God and was, well, powerful. When wallflower Rosalyn Clarke suddenly catches the attention of this 'trio', she finds herself mixed into a drama and romance filled high-school life that she wanted to completely avoid, after a drama-filled freshman year. But in the midst of it all she finds that whatever the Powerful Trio wants--it gets. Or maybe it's just a matter of time that all of that changed.

Meet Arabelle Cordova. She's not ashamed to be adventurous and shameless. After hearing a story about a group of killers in her history class, Arabelle is determined to catch them all. Unfortunately, she is caught first, and before she know it, she is playing a game of tag with the country's best killers. Meet Liam Wilder. Being born in a family of killers don't only make him crazy, but also extremely wild. He can break bones and knock people off their consciousness while closing his eyes. Although he is most skilled in the family, there's just one problem: Liam can't dare himself to kill. When you're born in a family of killers, that problem will be the core of your weakness, making you an easy target.

❝You have ten days left to live, make the best of it.❞ Madeline Peyton and Zachary Tyler went together like peanut butter and jelly. She never went a day without thinking about him and he never went a day without planning his future with her in the picture. When Madeline continues to experience health problems, she goes to the doctor only to be told that she has ten days left. But what she didn't know, was that Zachary Tyler fell for her. And time was running out to make her fall for him. Disclaimer: I wrote this during my freshman year of high school, this was my very first story here on Wattpad. Although there might be errors, hopefully, you fall in love reading it as much as I loved writing it.

Anxiety is a normal human emotion that everyone experiences at times. Whereas anxiety disorder is a serious mental illness. I believe that nothings too serious to never get rid off and thus call it my passion I help people with anxiety disorders. It's like depression and since cuddling is a natural antidepressant drug, that's exactly what I do. I do the CUDDLE SERVICE. NOTE: this book is pathetic, millions of GRAMMAR ERRORS, SPELLING AND TYPOS!! Read at your own RISK!! if you're a grammar nazi and enter this book and comment about how shitty grammar is, you know what you are :) it's start with lett--oh you f*cking know. *UNDER EDITING* Cover by: Me @kreachermuch #3 in Humor 5/19/15 PLEASE CHECK OUT THIS AMAZING TRAILER!! http://youtu.be/-TXFOI7X20U Thank you so much @starsandsky for the amazing trailer Edited by: Zeyda2323 © All Rights Reserved 2015 kreachermuch

Stella’s not like most girls. She doesn’t spend her nights talking about cute boys or who she’s going out with next week. Cause really, what’s the point in that? When a new kid, Jace Matthews transfers to her school, she’s probably the only girl not under his charm, making her Jace’s number one target. It seems like he just won’t leave Stella alone, and she’s left with her last resort: fighting fire with fire. Someone needs to teach pretty boy a lesson, and Stella’s the perfect girl to do it.