Will Preston the lava mob be able to find his dad? Follow him on his exciting, crack-filled journey in this pitifully constructed picture book. Based very loosely on the book "Are You My Mother?" by P. D. Eastman.

The final part of my 2015 Halloween crack fic challenge, based on PeteZahHutt's famous casino from How to Minecraft. Warning: If you are squeamish or if you have any triggers, please don't read this story. It was written to be disturbing so, naturally, it is disturbing.

'I'm not like that. I can't be like that. I can't like him. I don't like him. The Bible says it's wrong. He's my best friend. He'd understand.' Ever wanted to doubt your morality or sanity? This is a good place to start. Severe Trigger Warnings: vulgar language, graphic imagery, depression/mental illness, health problems/illness, self harm, mentions of suicide, unhealthy relationships, disturbing situations, smut/kink, maybe some tears. I will update this list as the story progresses. If it exists elsewhere in this fandom, it will probably be in here. I am writing this story to complete a challenge given to me by my friend, FieryZorua (outlined below). If you hate it, blame her. This thing is longer than a Harry Potter book (over 700 pages and more than 250,000 words) and the chapters might actually crash mobile devices. Challenge Information: Must break your current writing record (120,000 words or 350 pages for me for stories that aren't one-shots); must include as many overused plot lines and character stereotypes as possible (it's a giant parody of everyone else's stories); must be one continuous story line that is easy to follow; all facts were either gathered in a single 20-minute Google search period performed before the story was outlined, or they have to be made up on the spot. Only dialect/spelling/pronunciation/phrases and recent events (post-2016) can be looked up after the research period is over. I speak no truth - only nonsense.

A natural disaster hits Europe, where Mitch and Jerome are due to a planned vacation. Without authorities, electricity and a way to contacts others, they'll have to survive in a world where every man literally fights for himself.

This book will ruin everything you love. /Everything./ Content and themes are explicit and disturbing; I'm not going to lie. Please don't read anything in this book if you are triggered by: explicit or implied violence, explicit or implied sexual scenes and/or kink, scenes containing depictions or mentions of homicide/suicide/self-harm/abuse, and/or disturbing situations. Enter at your own risk. A compilation of stories that aren't good enough to stand alone but still needed to be written. If you have any triggers or expectations or hopes for this book, please don't open it.

Reality isn't what it seems. Watch your step, you might trip. It hurts when you fall. This isn't my usual writing style, but I wanted to give it a try. This is by no means my greatest work - it was just screaming to be written. Very loudly. Trigger Warnings: mental illness.

They grew up together, learning to survive on their own. Their lives are one tragedy after another, as everyone around them seems to leave as soon as they arrive; they die, they disappear, they abandon them. Somehow, they always find their way back to one another, no matter where their adventures may lead. Their names are Mitch, Jerome, Rob, Preston, Vikk, and Lachlan. Even though they live surrounded by darkness, they fight ceaselessly, because they know that dawn always comes at the end of the night. That's what keeps them going: the knowledge that at end of it all, they'll be victorious, together.

A collection of challenges I did and trailers for my upcoming stories about Team Crafted, Mitch and Youtubers.

The events that brought the war between The Sky Army and The Squid Army to an end were sudden, desperate, and deadly. These events effected the lives of many, including our beloved youtubers. But they arn't youtubers here, not in this world. Some are kings, some are mages, some are assassins, and some are citizens. But all are important, no matter the status. Mistakes are made, lives are lost, and kingdoms may fall, but what do you expect in a world filled to the brim with mixed feelings?

Microsoft bought Minecraft. It could be the end for the Youtubers. But then a sudden phone call brings the solution: Continue your work for Microsoft. But there is one condition: Reunify Team Crafted. - Skyenja / SkyCanadian - Skydoesminecraft & BajanCanadian