Read the invigorating tale on how morbius, sonic, Y/N, morgenshtern, turi ip ip ip, walter white, luigi, jesus, and shrek have the sexiest orgy! There's something for everyone! Story: Everyone gathers in heaven for jesus' experiments. What creatures can have sex with each other? Jesus needs to test new species to eat the plastic in the ocean. WIll one of these characters produce the ultimate plastic-eating lifeform? Read today!

He eats you.

Y/N and the bad boy meet and fall in love 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙉𝙄𝙎𝙃 𝙊𝙍 𝙑𝘼𝙉𝙄𝙎𝙃                   ❪ duolingo bird x reader ❫          ❝ they couldn't see how awesome duolingo really was... so i took out their eyes ❞ ❝ DUDE WHAT THE FU- ❞                         ╰─ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛,         y/n just wanted to learn some decent spanish for their class but they didn't have in count a certain someone would develop a strange attachment to them.         especially a sassy good-fashioned demon who happens to be the infamous family-kidnapping and ankle-breaking duolingo bird at that.                       '' 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 ''        ↶ ꒰ 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝚃𝙰𝙸𝙽𝚂 ˏˏ 🖇️ ꒱ ─ profanity ─ blood/violence ─ gender neutral reader ─ yandere! demon! duolingo x reader ─ slight yandere! oc x reader too ───────────────── 🍃... author's note: i was just being goofy n silly ok. this was... written when i was in 7th grade. PLEASE don't take this too seriously. also i have better works than this one read those instead

"Starting to feel the pregnancy symptoms, Trumpie?" ---- Trump is stuck in a loveless relationship with Melania, while his heart secretly yearns for someone else-Sleepy Joe. After years of unspoken feelings and unrequited love, Trump's world is turned upside down as he is scared of the result of the future elections. While he prepares to step into the spotlight of one of his many speeches, his sidekick Elon Musk offers some unexpected advice and warmth that could change everything. Melania snaps back to reality and decides to leave Trump behind and break free from the chains his public image. Donald feels devastated while Elon conforts him. But there's a twist: Elon isn't just offering friendly guidance. He's secretly in love with Trump too. Will Trump embrace the love he never knew he needed? Will he find his way to Elon, the one person who truly understands him? Will he go back to his old love? Will he beg for Melania to stay? Does he want to be alone? In this (NOT) heartwarming, and downright bizarre story of political drama and emotional confusion, anything is possible. (if someone in the goverment sees this, please don't sue me.) ---- #1 IN BIDEN #2 IN TRUMP #3 IN REALLYGAY #4 IN DONALDTRUMP #4 IN DONALD #5 IN JOEBIDEN ----

Lord Farquaad teams up with Daddy Pig to take back his kingdom, not knowing that he would end up having feelings for him. #13 OUT OF #SHREKISLOVESHREKISLIFE #1 OUT OF #CURSEDSTORY

Julia Summers, Is a teenage girl who goes through bullying everyday, What happens when Justin Bieber, The Bully, sees her taking her life... Find out more... xx

Lol I wrote this in middle school and in re-writing it now that I'm in high school

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