Craig and Tweek aren't the best of friends considering the fact that Craig bullies Tweek ever since he found out that Tweek had a crush on Kenny in the 6th grade. But what Tweek didn't know was that, that was Craig's way of being jealous and putting him off Kenny. I hope this book doesn't offend anyone, it is South Park anyways. I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS. ALL rights go to Matt Stone and Trey Parker. I ALSO DON'T OWN THE COVER

"No ones wants to date a guy who doesn't have his shit together, a guy who can't take care of himself, a guy who spazzes out over every little thing, a guy who can't handle things. No one wants to date a guy-" "Like me? No one wants to date a guy like me?"